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ANYWAY, I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT AND TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.

HE'S ALREADY FILLED THE POSITION.

SO I'M GONNA TAKE HER SOME JUICE AND SEE IF SHE CAN HOLD IT DOWN.

- GOOD. - ( sighs )

I WOULDN'T THINK THEY WOULD WANT THAT. THAT'S ALL.

YOU KNOW, HAPPY-ENDING MASSAGES. SHE GIVES THEM TO EVERYBODY.

- DO YOU PET THAT DOG? - YEAH, I PET--

I STILL WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD COME BY AND APOLOGIZE TO HER.

- Leon: WHAT THE FUCK? - THEY'RE CRAZY.

- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. - REALLY?

OH, BOY, WHAT A MASSAGE,

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THEY"? - WELL, DEAF PEOPLE,

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- HEY, YOU TOOK MY PHONE, MAN. - WHAT?!

WHEAT TOAST? YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE'S NOT ABLE TO DETECT TONE.

I’m the president of hittin that a$$

ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HAD AN INFESTATION.

MAN, OH, MAN. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

- I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM EARLIER WITH HAL... - Susie: MM-HMM.

I JUST CALLED LEON BLACK TO OFFER HIM THAT JOB.

YES! BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED TOASTER, I MISSED MY JOB INTERVIEW.

- AH. SO THAT'S THE BAGEL SIDE... - YES,

TO LIKE THEIR CLIENTS.

YOUR LADY CAME ON TO ME. I HIT THAT ASS AND I MOVED ON, DAWG.

( laughs ) OH, OH--

I AM GONNA GET HER A TOASTER.

- TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER. - YEAH YEAH YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS HAPPY ENDING.

- OH. - ( moans )

- GOOD. - I ALREADY KIND OF KNOW THE AREA...

- REALLY? - I HAD A NICE MASSAGE.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW SICK I AM?

THAT'S BAD. "COCKSUCKER," COME ON.

OKAY, I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO COME BY.

LARRY, THIS MEANS "COCKSUCKER."

( laughs ) SCHMOHAWK.

- YOU PET THAT DOG? YOU PET THAT DOG? - I PET THAT DOG.

- I'M BUYING A NEW TOASTER! - AND I'M GONNA GET A TOASTER FOR LISA.