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ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HAD AN INFESTATION.

OKAY, I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO COME BY.

- Leon: WHAT THE FUCK? - THEY'RE CRAZY.

I JUST CALLED LEON BLACK TO OFFER HIM THAT JOB.

- YOU PET THAT DOG? YOU PET THAT DOG? - I PET THAT DOG.

SO I'M GONNA TAKE HER SOME JUICE AND SEE IF SHE CAN HOLD IT DOWN.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW SICK I AM?

- I WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM EARLIER WITH HAL... - Susie: MM-HMM.

- OH. - ( moans )

WHEAT TOAST? YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS HAPPY ENDING.

- HEY, YOU TOOK MY PHONE, MAN. - WHAT?!

I’m the president of hittin that a$$

THAT'S BAD. "COCKSUCKER," COME ON.

HE'S ALREADY FILLED THE POSITION.

- I'M BUYING A NEW TOASTER! - AND I'M GONNA GET A TOASTER FOR LISA.

OH, BOY, WHAT A MASSAGE,

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER. - YEAH YEAH YEAH.

( laughs ) OH, OH--

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THEY"? - WELL, DEAF PEOPLE,

I WOULDN'T THINK THEY WOULD WANT THAT. THAT'S ALL.

- GOOD. - I ALREADY KIND OF KNOW THE AREA...

YOU KNOW, HAPPY-ENDING MASSAGES. SHE GIVES THEM TO EVERYBODY.

YOUR LADY CAME ON TO ME. I HIT THAT ASS AND I MOVED ON, DAWG.

I STILL WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD COME BY AND APOLOGIZE TO HER.

LARRY, THIS MEANS "COCKSUCKER."

YES! BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED TOASTER, I MISSED MY JOB INTERVIEW.

SHE'S NOT ABLE TO DETECT TONE.

ANYWAY, I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT AND TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.

I AM GONNA GET HER A TOASTER.

- GOOD. - ( sighs )

- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. - REALLY?

- AH. SO THAT'S THE BAGEL SIDE... - YES,

- REALLY? - I HAD A NICE MASSAGE.

MAN, OH, MAN. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

TO LIKE THEIR CLIENTS.

( laughs ) SCHMOHAWK.

- DO YOU PET THAT DOG? - YEAH, I PET--