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- JUST RETURNING YOUR CALL. - WHAT UP, AL? ( laughs )
HEY, LARRY, MIKE'S DOWN HERE FOR YOU.
COME ALL UP IN HERE.
- BEST GIRL FOR WHAT? - WHAT'S THE GIRL WHO CLEANS ON TUESDAY?
Misunderstanding
- ...THAT SHE-- KIND OF JOY. - HMM.
- SHE LOVES THAT DOG. - HOW ABOUT YOU?
- I'M SORRY. - WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE.
- KILLING A LIVE CREATURE! - WHAT?
TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
- YOU'RE KIDDING. - NUH-UH, I THINK--
LOOK HER IN THE EYE. SHE KNOWS.
- Mike: I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. - ( all screaming )
GOOD, YOU HEARD ME!
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. I SAID YOU SAID IT WAS HALF-RAT.
WORDS TO THE WISE, LARRY:
UH, IT'S SAD THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE SHOW.
YOU'RE GONNA GO IN. HE'LL BE UP HERE, OKAY?
UH-HUH. WHAT, YOU LIKE THAT?
AND THAT TOASTER TAKES A YEAR.
HOW ABOUT, "PHEW, IT STINKS"?
I'M GONNA BE OUT. UM, OKAY.
WHOO, KEYSHA IS SICK AS A DOG.
OKAY OKAY.
I'M A GOOD-- GOOD APPLE. ( gulps )
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
- HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "SUR LA TABLE"? - SHE SPELLED IT, LARRY.
- SHE SPELLED IT. - YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
TOPSY-TURVY *THEM MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU'RE A BIT OF A NUMBSKULL, AREN'T YOU? NOTHING SEEMS TO REGISTER.
Susie: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, SICKO?
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET YOU THE WHEAT TOAST. OKAY.
- YOU CAN PAUSE TOAST. - IF THIS TOAST GOES BACK IN THAT MACHINE,
- ARE YOU OKAY, SWEETIE? - OH MY GOD. IS THAT YOUR DOG?
- SEE YA. - BYE.
THANK YOU.
- NO? - NO.
TO APOLOGIZE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID TO MY WIFE!
- ARE YOU SAYING THAT OR SHE'S SAYING THAT? - I'M SAYING THAT.
I WAS DRYING MY HANDS, YOU KNOW,
YOU KNOW, AND HE WAS WASHING AND I WENT LIKE THIS