Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU CALLED HIM A COCKSUCKER. THINK ABOUT IT.

I'D LOVE IT. I'D LOVE TO GO.

BARACK OBAMA, "I'M THE PRESIDENT, I'M HITTING THAT ASS."

DAD, I'M THRILLED

OKAY, HERE YOU GO.

- WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. - OKAY.

THAT'S MIKE. HE'S MY EXTERMINATOR.

MY WIFE COULD GET BETTER BY TOMORROW.

OKAY? IT'S OFFENSIVE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING BACK

NO NO. I LIKE THE DOG.

YOU WANT ME TO COME BY, MAKE A SPECIAL TRIP?

REALLY? I WANNA TAKE YOU, HONEY. I DON'T WANNA TAKE ANYBODY ELSE.

- THIS IS IT. - YEAH. UH, THAT WAS--

YOU PICK 'EM UP LIKE YOU LIVE THERE AND SHIT?

- SHE'S GONNA BE LATE FOR HER INTERVIEW. - ALL RIGHT, GO.

- YOU KNOW? - YEAH.

IF YOU COULD JUST GET ME SOME WATER AND SOME JUICE,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU DON'T HAVE A FEVER.

- YOU FEEL ME? - ACTUALLY, I SAID, "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT,"

SHE REALLY LOVES THAT DOG.

- OH, SHIT, MY PHONE. - Loretta: WHAT NOW?

I'M TRYING TO CALL MY BOOS, MAN. GONNA USE SPEED DIAL,