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NO GOOD?
I GOTTA-- I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
HE HAD TO LEAVE. I'M SORRY.
- Is there someone else-- - SIR, I'M SORRY.
AND BE SENDING 'EM NEXT DOOR TO THE NEIGHBOR
- SEE, HOW ABOUT THAT? - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. GREAT.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT SIGN LANGUAGE.
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- YOU INSULTED HER NOW, OKAY? SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU SCREAMING. - WHAT DID YOU--
LORETTA, I SWEAR, I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. WHAT CAN I DO?
- I HAVE NOBODY TO TAKE. - I'LL GO.
WHAT'S GOING ON, BOY? YEAH, WHAT'S GOING DOWN?
YOU CALLED HAL, ONE OF THE SWEETEST GUYS IN THE WORLD, A COCKSUCKER.
I MADE A LITTLE COMMENT
AS TO WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
- TO KEYSHA'S PLAY TOMORROW. - YOU'RE KIDDING.
SO HE THINKS HE'S GETTING A MASSAGE. HE'S GONNA FREAK OUT, MAN.
- THAT WAS PRETTY FUN. - YEAH.
IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD WITH THAT DOG.
- YOU CALLED AND INSULTED HER HUSBAND HAL? - WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING HER A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE, OKAY?
- Loretta: THERE YOU GO. - Cheryl: LARRY!
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND JUST APOLOGIZE FACE TO FACE,
- AND THEN MAYBE GET A BITE TO EAT OR SOMETHING. - MM-HMM.
( chuckles ) BILL, LISTEN, DO ME A FAVOR--
YOU KNOW, HALF-RAT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BUY HER ANY BIG PRESENT OR ANYTHING.
IF ONE OF 'EM GETS A JOB...
- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD, SIR? - YOU HAVE NO CREDIT CARDS?
I GOT A LOT OF TIME INVESTED IN THIS TOASTER, LARRY.
AND I LOVE "GREASE," AND I'D LOVE TO GO,
DO I LOOK GOOD?
HI. I KNOW I'M LATE, BUT I'M LORETTA BLACK.