Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COME ON, LARRY. THIS IS PERSONAL.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT COMING ON TO ME.

I WOULDN'T THINK SHE WOULD WANT THAT.

IT IS KIND OF A RATTY-LOOKING DOG. YOU'VE GOTTA ADMIT THAT.

I'D LIKE A SODA, I'D LIKE A SODA"?

GUY NAMED HAL CALL?

AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HER.

- HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET THIS JOB TODAY? - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO.

I LIKE IT THE REVERSE, WHEN I'M SICK.

- THAT MAKES ME FEEL WARM. - SHE DOES IT FOR YOU, HUH?

- Sammie: OH MY GOD! - SPIDER! AGHH!

- ANYBODY. - WELL, I GOT SOME GREAT ONES, AND THEY GIVE GREAT MASSAGES.

- IT'S GONNA LOSE ITS ESSENCE, LARRY. - LEON! LEON!

I'M SORRY, HONEY. I DID THE BEST-- I'M SORRY.

- YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR! - WHO'S SAYING THAT?

I've got an offer you are gonna love, though. This is a serious offer.

SHE HAD A LITTLE TEMPERATURE,

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- YEAH, OF COURSE. - THANK YOU.

- I LIKE IT, MAN. I LIKE IT. - ( cell phone rings )

'CAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO NEED A SPECIAL POP-IN APOLOGY.

- HEY. - Cheryl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE DOING THE BLACK-GUY CHARACTER BECAUSE I'M A BLACK GUY, RIGHT?

MISUNDERSTANDING.

- WHAT DO YOU LIKE? - I'D GO ANYWHERE

L.D., ARE WE LEAVING SOON?

- OH, GOODNESS. - I FEEL SO AWFUL.

I USED TO CALL-- EVERY BAD DRIVER WAS A SCHMOHAWK.

ALL THOSE-- ALL THAT.

- HE'S ASKING YOU THE QUESTIONS. - UH-HUH.

- Leon: HEY, LARRY! - HEY.

YOU COULD PROBABLY ALL JUST MOVE INTO AN APARTMENT, HUH?

You're Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm On HBO

FROM LIKE ALBINO TO THE HEART OF DARKNESS AFRICA BLACK.

YEAH, DAD, YOU KNOW, THEY-- THEY LIKE EVERYBODY.

YOU HAVE YOUR WIFE BACK, MAN. I DON'T WANT THE BITCH NO MORE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. THAT'S GONNA BE FUN.

- SO HOW YOU MEET, LARRY? - UH...

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS QUESTION.

SHE TALKS? WHAT?

THANK YOU. BABY, GET YOUR BACKPACKS OVER THERE.