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YOU'LL THINK ABOUT GETTING YOUR OWN-- YOUR OWN PLACE.
- YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. - RIGHT NOW!
BLACK MAN'S DOIN' HIS MOTHERFUCKING THING IN THE WORLD, BABY.
AND THIS GIRL LIKES ME.
- NO. - YOU KNOW, THE DOG.
- DO I LOOK PROFESSIONAL? - IT'S ON NOW PRO-FES-SION-NAL.
- ( groans ) - ALL EXCITED.
- I'M HERE FOR LARRY. - COME ON IN, MAN.
CAN YOU TOAST IT AGAIN? 'CAUSE IT'S NOT--
- YOU PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. - I CAN'T PAUSE TOAST.
LET ME JUST GET MY-- DAD, COME ON.
Cheryl: LARRY!
- I'M FEELING THAT. - AND THEN MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
- YEAH, I LIKE THEM CHOCOLATE. - YOU LIKE THEM CHOCOLATE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME WATER, OKAY?
YES, I DO HAVE A BOUNCE TO MY STEP,
- BYE. THAT'S THE SIGN FOR "BYE," RIGHT? - HE'S A SWEET GUY.
- OH, CHERYL'S SICK. - SHE'S SICK, YEAH.
BUT THIS ONE LIKED ME PARTICULARLY.
topsy turvy that motherf***er yeah yeah yeah
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE INTERVIEW STARTS. HE ASKS SOME QUESTIONS,
SAID IT'S A RAT.
YOU WASN'T IN TOWN, DAWG. THIS SHIT IS OVER, MAN.
- AH! HELLO, FELLOW PARENTS. - HI, LARRY.
YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR TOASTER?
- WHAT DOES HE GET HER ALL UPSET LIKE THAT FOR? - Jeff: SHH.
- HEY, I'M SENSING TWO JOBS. TWO JOBS. - ALL RIGHT.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. - HUH?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A SPIDER. - IT'S A LIVING CREATURE, LARRY.
GOOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I-I'M GLAD I SAW YOU AGAIN,
SORRY ABOUT WHAT-- I WAS JOKING
- HURRY! I NEED TO GO! - YOU KNOW, SHE'S SICK UP THERE--
HUH? YEAH, I JUST GOTTA MAKE CHERYL SOME WHEAT TOAST.
- AND I GOT YOUR PHONE. - HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- SHE'S NOT GONNA BE IN THE PLAY? - NO.
- HEY, GUESS WHAT. - MMM.
JOKING!
- YEAH, I'D DO IT AGAIN, YOU KNOW? - ABSOLUTELY.
- WHY NOT? - SHE GOT PAID FOR THE MASSAGE,
LATER? I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET HERE.
THANKS, HAL.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- L.D., YOU TAKING THE KIDS TO SCHOOL? - I'M TAKING THE KIDS TO SCHOOL.