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HI. AHEM.
I HAD A JOKING TONE,
- OH, YOU'RE SAYING THAT! NO TALK, NO TALK. - DON'T PLAY INNOCENT.
LARRY!
Larry: CHERYL WAS IN BED.
- SOUNDS GOOD. NICE MEETING YOU. - ALL RIGHT, MAN.
- GOT THE SAME PHONE. - YOU DO?
THIS TOASTER AIN'T WORTH A DAMN. FLIPPING TOASTER.
YOU KNOW, EVEN IF ONE OF YOU ACTUALLY GOT A JOB,
happy ending? i am the guy!
- ANYBODY CALL ME? - NO.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HEAR? - I'LL KNOW TODAY.
- BYE. BYE. BYE. - Susie: OH, THAT'S SO CUTE. HE'S SO SWEET.
- YOU WANT-- - HOW'S THE NEW TOASTER?
- WHAT?! - I TAUGHT HIM THAT WHEN HE WAS A KID.
BUT I GUESS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T HEAR,
MEANWHILE, I GOT NOBODY TO TAKE TO SEE "GREASE" TOMORROW.
OH, GOD...
OKAY, THANKS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
( speaks indistinctly )
I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT.
Susie: HEY, JEAN.
IT'S NOT A RAT! IT'S A DOG!
HOW DO YOU WIND UP WITH A DOG LIKE THAT?
- AND STORMED OUT. - WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO? RE-ENACT.
WHY YOU GOT NO CREDIT CARDS? YOU GOT NO CREDIT CARDS AT ALL?
THEY LIKE ALL THEIR CLIENTS. THIS IS THEIR JOB,
SO I'M THINKING MAYBE ACTUALLY GETTING HIM ONE OF THOSE,
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