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SO-SO, IS THAT IT?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HELLO. - HELLO.
- HOW DO YOU DO IT? THIS WAY? - NO, I'M--
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HEY. HEY HEY HEY HEY!
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU, HAL? - GOOD.
- YOU GOT MY PHONE. - I HAVE YOUR PHONE?
I’m the president of hittin that ass
- I GUESS I JUST LIKE SICK SEX. - YEAH!
- DO YOU LIKE THAT ONE? - ( sighs )
Susie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING THESE KIDS!
- SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING. - SO YOU GOT NOBODY TO GO WITH.
NO NO, OF COURSE NOT. I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU.
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW.
Loretta: YO, L.D.!
- HELLO, SWEETHEART. - I'M GOING TO THAT SALE. YOU TOO?
You be suckin them boogs huh?
NO, THAT'S CRAZY. NO, DON'T BE SILLY.
- THAT'S TOAST. - IT'S NOT TOASTED.
WELL, I WOULD,
SO YOU REALLY LIKE MY SUIT?
L.D. DO YOU THINK WE CAN GO A LITTLE FASTER?
SUR LA TABLE. SUR LA TABLE'S HAVING A SALE ON TOASTERS.
- CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIP, HUH? - LET'S DO IT.
- HUH? - TOOK THE WHOLE CONVERSATION OVER.
- Larry: WHAT? - YEAH, NO, I UNDERSTAND. I GET IT.
- L.D.? - YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, I GOTTA SAY.
OH, NOTHING, UH, YOU, UH--
- I MADE YOU SOME TOAST. - OH, REALLY?
HEY, LEON. SORRY, MAN. I NEED THE TOASTER.
SHE DID THINGS THAT SAY LOVE.
Susie: WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M SOR-- I'M GONNA BUY A NEW TOASTER RIGHT NOW.
BUT SHE'S GOT A KIND OF WAY OF LOOKING AT ME
- I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS. - ALL I KNOW IS, THIS GIRL, FOR GOODNESS SAKE--
TOPSY-TURVY THAT MOTHERFUCKER
I FEEL LIKE EATING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.
- ( machine whirring ) - Hal: THANKS.
I'D LOVE TO GO.
- OH, NO. - OH, MAN, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY. - WAIT A SECOND.