Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND THEN I REMEMBER SCRATCHING MY FINGER
- THAT'S TOAST. - I DIDN'T WANT BREAD. I WANTED TOAST.
- COME ON! - LARRY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Ugh I got a headache
THIS HAS BEEN IN THE TOASTER.
OH, LIVING CREATURE! DO YOU WANT THAT LIVING CREATURE CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?
I'M DEALING WITH THAT FARKAKTE TOASTER DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW?
THIS IS VERY NICE, BY THE WAY, THIS THING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON IT.
- THEY'RE OUT. - LOOK, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GO
- HELLO. - Man: Hi, is this Mr. David I'm speaking with?
- HELLO, HI. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. DAVID.
YEAH, I THINK I GOT IT. I'M FLIPPING ASS RIGHT NOW. I'M OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW.
- SOMETHING WONDERFUL. - NO NO NO, WHAT, ARE YOU, CRAZY?
- YO YO! - HEY, IT'S HAL,
IT'S A RAT. IT'S A RAT.
AND THEN WHEN THE UPS GUY COMES,
SURE, PICK ME UP.
EXCEPT I CAN'T REALLY CALL HER.
YEAH, MISUNDERSTANDING.
AND I MUST HAVE SIGNED SOMETHING INADVERTENTLY,
- ( whimpers ) REALLY? - YEAH.
TOUCH MY HEAD. AM I SICK?
YOU'LL BE AT THE PLAY? "GREASE"?
WHAT? I DIDN'T TALK TO HAL. NO TALK TO HAL.
- HE JUST ABOUT TOLD ME TO FUCK MYSELF. - HMM.
KIDS DOING "GREASE." YOU DON'T WANNA GO SEE THAT.
- I'M UNFLIPPABLE. - HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I WOULD THINK THAT THEY WANNA BE TREATED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
I KNOW A LOT MORE, TOO.
LISTEN, DAD. I SET THIS MASSAGE UP, OKAY? THIS WOMAN GIVES LIKE--
- YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. - YEAH.
THAT'S-- THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
PLEASE STOP CALLING, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED.
YOU GOT A NICE BOUNCE TO YOUR STEP.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
- OH MY GOD. - AND LISTEN, I SAW A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
YOU-YOU REACTED. THAT WAS-- IT WAS-- IT WAS INSTINCTUAL.
HOW YOU DOING? I HEARD YOU SAY YOU GOT AN EXTRA TICKET.
I JUST OVERHEARD THAT YOU HAD AN EXTRA TICKET,
- DON'T FLIP ME, MAN. - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVEN'T ALREADY FLIPPED YOUR ASS?
DON'T DO IT, OKAY?