Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EXCEPT I CAN'T REALLY CALL HER.
IT'S A RAT. IT'S A RAT.
I KNOW A LOT MORE, TOO.
SURE, PICK ME UP.
AND THEN WHEN THE UPS GUY COMES,
- OH MY GOD. - AND LISTEN, I SAW A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
I WOULD THINK THAT THEY WANNA BE TREATED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
- THEY'RE OUT. - LOOK, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GO
YOU GOT A NICE BOUNCE TO YOUR STEP.
HOW YOU DOING? I HEARD YOU SAY YOU GOT AN EXTRA TICKET.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON IT.
OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
YEAH, I THINK I GOT IT. I'M FLIPPING ASS RIGHT NOW. I'M OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW.
I JUST OVERHEARD THAT YOU HAD AN EXTRA TICKET,
THAT'S-- THAT'S WHERE I MET HIM.
KIDS DOING "GREASE." YOU DON'T WANNA GO SEE THAT.
- SOMETHING WONDERFUL. - NO NO NO, WHAT, ARE YOU, CRAZY?
- HELLO, HI. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. DAVID.
- ( whimpers ) REALLY? - YEAH.
WHAT? I DIDN'T TALK TO HAL. NO TALK TO HAL.
AND I MUST HAVE SIGNED SOMETHING INADVERTENTLY,
- HELLO. - Man: Hi, is this Mr. David I'm speaking with?
YOU'LL BE AT THE PLAY? "GREASE"?
THIS HAS BEEN IN THE TOASTER.
DON'T DO IT, OKAY?
PLEASE STOP CALLING, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED.
- I'M UNFLIPPABLE. - HOW DO YOU KNOW?
OH, LIVING CREATURE! DO YOU WANT THAT LIVING CREATURE CRAWLING UP YOUR LEG?
- COME ON! - LARRY, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU-YOU REACTED. THAT WAS-- IT WAS-- IT WAS INSTINCTUAL.
- YOU HAD A GOOD TIME. - YEAH.
TOUCH MY HEAD. AM I SICK?
- YO YO! - HEY, IT'S HAL,
Ugh I got a headache
AND THEN I REMEMBER SCRATCHING MY FINGER
LISTEN, DAD. I SET THIS MASSAGE UP, OKAY? THIS WOMAN GIVES LIKE--
I'M DEALING WITH THAT FARKAKTE TOASTER DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW?
- HE JUST ABOUT TOLD ME TO FUCK MYSELF. - HMM.
THIS IS VERY NICE, BY THE WAY, THIS THING.
YEAH, MISUNDERSTANDING.
- DON'T FLIP ME, MAN. - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I HAVEN'T ALREADY FLIPPED YOUR ASS?
- THAT'S TOAST. - I DIDN'T WANT BREAD. I WANTED TOAST.