Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.
- IT TAKES FOREVER. IT'S SO SLOW. - OH, IT'S SLOW.
- so to preserve your financial-- - RIGHT, HUH?
- 15 MINUTES! - IT'S A SLOW TOASTER.
- ( weakly ) HI, HONEY. - HELLO.
THE DEAF THING AGAIN.
OKAY, THANK YOU, LARRY.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? - IT'S A RAT.
- NO WAY. - YEAH.
- YOU LOOK NICE. - OH, THANKS.
- OH, HEY, HAL. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, LARRY?
THAT MAYBE DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL WITH YOUR WIFE.
- ( growls ) - ( yelps )
Jeff: WHO WATCHES "GREASE" BY THEMSELVES? YOU GOTTA GO WITH SOMEBODY.
YOU KNOW, THE MASSAGES, THE HAPPY-ENDING KIND.
THAT'S LISA THE MASSEUSE.
- ALL RIGHT. - ( cell phone rings )
THIS GIRL MAYBE EVEN LOVES ME,
THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT. SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?
UNBELIEVABLE.
YEAH. YEAH, YOU TOLD ME.
I SAID HER DOG LOOKED,
- DO YOU HAVE A FEVER? - YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA SEE A PRODUCTION OF "GREASE"
Loretta: LARRY!
ABOUT THE DOG. HA HA HA.
BECAUSE AFTER YOU LEFT,
ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM TELLING FEVER.
- YES YES, I'M CRAZY. - DON'T BUY HER ANY PRESENTS, OKAY?
- I understand you're in the market for a mortgage. - TELEMARKETER.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN. I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
ALL RIGHT, ONE SEC! THIS IS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.
HE'S TALKING RIGHT NOW. SIR, I SAID I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED.
- I UNDERSTAND. - SHE'S HELPLESS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I PET THAT DOG, YES.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU CAN'T PAUSE TOAST.