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WE'RE GONNA SEE A PRODUCTION OF "GREASE"
- ALL RIGHT. - ( cell phone rings )
- ( growls ) - ( yelps )
THAT MAYBE DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL WITH YOUR WIFE.
- YOU LOOK NICE. - OH, THANKS.
- OH, HEY, HAL. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, LARRY?
- I understand you're in the market for a mortgage. - TELEMARKETER.
THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT. SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?
- 15 MINUTES! - IT'S A SLOW TOASTER.
ALL RIGHT, ONE SEC! THIS IS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.
- I UNDERSTAND. - SHE'S HELPLESS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- DO YOU HAVE A FEVER? - YEAH.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN. I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
I SAID HER DOG LOOKED,
THIS GIRL MAYBE EVEN LOVES ME,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.
HE'S TALKING RIGHT NOW. SIR, I SAID I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED.
UNBELIEVABLE.
I PET THAT DOG, YES.
YOU CAN'T PAUSE TOAST.
ABOUT THE DOG. HA HA HA.
YEAH. YEAH, YOU TOLD ME.
Loretta: LARRY!
BECAUSE AFTER YOU LEFT,
- YES YES, I'M CRAZY. - DON'T BUY HER ANY PRESENTS, OKAY?
- so to preserve your financial-- - RIGHT, HUH?
OKAY, THANK YOU, LARRY.
THE DEAF THING AGAIN.
- IT TAKES FOREVER. IT'S SO SLOW. - OH, IT'S SLOW.
- NO WAY. - YEAH.
YOU KNOW, THE MASSAGES, THE HAPPY-ENDING KIND.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Jeff: WHO WATCHES "GREASE" BY THEMSELVES? YOU GOTTA GO WITH SOMEBODY.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? - IT'S A RAT.
ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM TELLING FEVER.
- ( weakly ) HI, HONEY. - HELLO.
THAT'S LISA THE MASSEUSE.