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Well, no, she's very, very sick.

Did Mr. Jones call his lawyer yet?

Harry Herbert Henry.

I'm going to throw in all these buildings as part of the deal.

Now, uh, Mr. Clampett... How would you like to buy the Hollywood Bowl?

I ain't never seen nothing like it in all my born days.

Over at school, they told us that causes accidents.

Mr. Jones, you ought to be ashamed.

Face down right mean a honkin' and a yellin' like thing.

Has anybody seen Jethro?

You mean $4,000,000 doesn't interest you?

Jack, it wouldn't do no harm to go look at the place, would it?

And loaded with sap, too.

What in the Sam Hill would I want with a place like that?

They ought to be taught to drive with what you call courtesy.

I already got more than I need now.

No, I ain't decided nothing yet, Pearl.

Uh, Jed, why don't we take a run over there and have a look around?

He ain't no mountain man.

Come on, everybody, let's go!

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

If that don't beat all, a jackass with stripes.