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My kids would have been clear across the country.
boxer shorts.
Is he gonna leave his wife?
- for 15 years. - Are they still together?
- It's amazing. - What's amazing?
Look, I don't want to hear about it.
and not leave our hotel room until the board of health threatens us.
When I went to trade it in, they only offered me half the blue book price.
This is Rose, who's this? Mr. Yamamoto from the school district?
It was a very pleasant place over on Biscayne Bay.
- Thank you, Rose. - I just want to keep the record straight.
That's the same attitude that broke up Debbie and Eddie... Eddie and Liz.
We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.
And polite. And good at math.
Shut up.
If you're so happy, how come I hear you pacing in your room night after night?
For three weeks he made me the happiest woman in the world.
It's not a good marriage, Dorothy. It was over years ago.
Go on.
Your car says "available."
I'll hurt. But after awhile, I'll feel better and I'll go on with my life.
Oh, I hope I'm doing the right thing.
No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.
I couldn't lie to you, that's why I told you.
I couldn't leave her because of all the things...
Well, they would be, but his wife shot him in the...
Now, don't call here anymore.
(phone rings)