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Oh, I hope I'm doing the right thing.
- It's amazing. - What's amazing?
I'll hurt. But after awhile, I'll feel better and I'll go on with my life.
We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose.
boxer shorts.
Look, I don't want to hear about it.
That's the same attitude that broke up Debbie and Eddie... Eddie and Liz.
Shut up.
If you're so happy, how come I hear you pacing in your room night after night?
(phone rings)
I couldn't lie to you, that's why I told you.
Now, don't call here anymore.
My kids would have been clear across the country.
And polite. And good at math.
It's not a good marriage, Dorothy. It was over years ago.
Your car says "available."
No, we spent dinner at dinner. We spent the evening at a motel.
I couldn't leave her because of all the things...
- for 15 years. - Are they still together?
For three weeks he made me the happiest woman in the world.
and not leave our hotel room until the board of health threatens us.
It was a very pleasant place over on Biscayne Bay.
Go on.
Is he gonna leave his wife?
This is Rose, who's this? Mr. Yamamoto from the school district?
Well, they would be, but his wife shot him in the...
- Thank you, Rose. - I just want to keep the record straight.
When I went to trade it in, they only offered me half the blue book price.