Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's talking on her phone. - Dude! Go shit in your hand.
So my boy, Stainer, hooked me up with myjob at TSA
I'll bet you Cam's balls look like this. It's like a baby.
A lot more experimenting. You are like a scientist!
I know. I, well, I'm not real...
and we are going to enjoy it!
Call myself Stainer, so that nobody could hurt me.
Even if you were a nine, and I was in a band,
- Evening. - What's up?
- No, hey, whoa, fair question. - That's a fair question?
- Well, everything checks out. - Thank you.
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- he'll take you back. - No, screw him.
No, you probably think that everybody gets free shit everywhere they go,
Why don't you look Kirk in the eyes
You don't wanna go to Branson with A-holes!
It's a tale as old as time, you know? Song as old as rhyme.
You don't want to go to the moon? Bullshit.
Thank you. You look really... Thank you so much.
My God.
Doesn't mean anything, you know. It's like Greg.
Kirk.
- She's beautiful. - All that hair!
Flight six-three to JFK, you're cleared for taxiing on runway two-niner.
She knows a strange amount about bowling
Hey, Molly. Molly. Check it out. So Deb and I are gettin' hitched.
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- To meet you. - Yes.
Oh, shit. Follow me.
since we broke up.
- What? - OK. You know, Molly,
The whole time you told me I wasn't good enough, you were right.
And, yes, I lied to my parents because I was worried what they'd think.
Hey, wait! Cart, wait!
You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point.
I can experiment and get pretty generous.
I know we agreed to take some time off.
But also Kirk. You see, he told me to own that name.
and I am right here, standin' in front of you...
- I got the first one. - Thank you very much.
Excuse me. Ma'am! You forgot your sweater.
OK.
Put your... Put your feet up. Really get into a groove.
- Bye. - Bye.
Kirk!
- I love you like I love pizza. - Superfly Snuka!
Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride.
So how is this not gay?
- I... - Honey. She's really cute!
Not what I thought you were gonna say.
Awesome.
I got something for you.
And, I'm sorry, but she's comin' over for dinner?
And, besides, she's not exactly perfect anyway, right?
My face doesn't have two testicles sticking out of it!
I thought applied to our relationship? This is cooler.
- "List." It's "list." - No, it's not. It's "lips."
No, no, no. No. No, this is not...
- What? - Want me to help you with the gar...?
Devon!
Tom f’n Wopat, bro. Told you.
And I'm ready for some time on.
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- Hey. So you got the tickets OK? - Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.
Great job, girls. Let's hear it for Patty and Molly!
JP say "Fuck"
- Excuse me! - Hey!
Hey, Kirk, so are you gonna go to Branson with your folks next month?
but I hate to break it to you, it's not the same for the rest of us.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
rough patch rough pumpkins
I missed you.
- What the...? - Shit.
On purpose?
You don't know that. Technology and stuff.
Roger that, tower. Turn and burn.
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- Or a prostitute, I mean? - Oh, my God.
- She's really great. Later, pirate. - Yeah. Bye, pirate.
- That's what I'm talkin' about. - Oh, hi, sweetie!
JP say "Fuck"
What? Why? Why would you do that?
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that I couldn't possibly live up to!
- You son of a bitch! - Boy, good to see you!
No! "That's what I do. OK? It's how I roll. Deal with it."
- That's nice. - I'm just gonna leave this here.
- and then on S... - No.
that's all that matters. You just you stand up.
Thank you. I was in debate, junior/senior year.
- Hey. - Oh, hey, Kirk.
- I'm working, and... - OK. Sorry.
First of all, thank you. Yeah, it was great. It was incredible.
deduct a point.
I've never been to Europe, I'm not a college graduate, I drive a Neon...
Yeah. That ever happened to you?
- Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! - Come on!
There is some logic in that.
- Yeah. Thanks. - Where's your restroom?
- I mean, that's a pretty big red flag. - It is not a red flag, Molly.