Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Fuck you, man! Fuck you! - He's such a freak!
Actually according to the film the day after tomorrow The earth actually gets colder
I flew choppers back in Nam, Saigon. Evacuation, April, '75, that was...
Your kiss is on my list
Ok
In ten minutes, Kirk is leaving on a plane for Branson with a horrible,
My Big Defect
Because your kiss
You're a ten! Kirk, don't do it!
Oh, come here, beautiful. Time to go to work.
Show you Something
- I just... This is amazing. - Hey.
Hello? Patty? Goddamn it. you fucking hung up on me!
Who wants it?
Yeah... I think she likes me.
- What, did that already happen? - We weren't technically dating yet.
Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone.
Look at that.
I don't know what Molly's told you about me, all right?
- I'll get us some wine. - Yeah, cool.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- We could meet there. - Yes, of course.
He shit his pants. It's very embarrassing.
It's OK.
- You remember Kirk. - Yeah, how could we forget? Yeah.
What... Scott Reese knows you?
It's just terrifying, frankly,
- Hello? - Hey, Patty.
This kind of reminds me of my place, except for my place is a total shithole.
I think this is really pretty. How's it work?
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It's all good. I thought you were gay, too.
I'm a five. This is a five. Hard five.
- Oh, this is my friend, Devon. - Princess Jasmine.
- No, Dylan! - You still got it!
- Thank you. - All right, then...
I'm going to go find Molly and show her that I am good enough.
Never been driven home by a waiter before.
- Boarding passes and IDs, please! - Next! Oh, ma'am!
with a Home Depot logo on the back. What's up, right? Right?
- First place. First place. MVP. - I don't think I'm better than you.
OK, Kirk. You clearly have some major self-esteem issues.
Hi, there. Everybody, this is Molly.
I don't know. Maybe.
Come on, Dylan! Get in the zone! You're still my MVP, baby!
Gonna be a long flight, eh, pirate?
This is Randy.
- in front of her... also naked. - But what's to be terrified of?
Because your kiss
Cuz I am an insane motherfucker!! You know this from the break room!!
OK. Well...
- OK, your turn. - Yeah.
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
you won't get off the couch to shake my father's hand
Kirk! Oh, my God.
Well, unless she has a first class ticket, back of the line.
- Why doesn't it count? - Say "shit." I'll give you 1 00.
- It's Kirk, right? - Oh, God. Hi, Cam.
Just tryin' to help, that's all.
- Please leave a message... - What?!
- Do you need a hand? - Oh, motherf...!
So that puts me back at a seven.
Take good care of her. She's a special girl.
Listen, Kirk, I love you,
- Jesus... - You really having to think about this?
And I guess we have a problem with communication, and...
I miss us.
Everything seems to be in order. You ever been to San Francisco?
It's open. It's kind of like eating on the Today Show set.
OK, that is not nearly big enough.
We have to get him off. I'll have to have you come with me.
- No, it's for your earrings. - Or that.
Marnie get real!
You bet. You know, Ger and Lucille invited me.
It's been a while and I'm not very experienced sex-wise.
Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with?
She's only 20. She's not 30. And she's not you.
- Stainer. - What?
- Here's your phone. - Oh, thank God.
And as far as I can tell that's the only thing separating you from perfect.
- Yeah. - Thanks, Ron.
With beakers and... But, obviously, I'm cool with that. Like...
But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point.
Can I see your invitation?
Oh, shit.
- This party is so amazing. - It is, right?
- Molly, how are you doing? - Fine.
- Take a point off. - What's wrong with my Neon?
Thought we'd come by, take the Captain off your hands.
- Dylan! - We're all thinkin' it.
You're gonna tell me what's going on?
He's all about security and steady paychecks.
- Sure. Have a good night. - Thank you.
Fuck it. You seriously not wearing any underwear?
- It's over, man. - No. It's not over.
This is important. I was good to you, right? I mean, I was sensitive.