Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pickles!
Marnie, the name... And how it's unfortunate that it's not more common.
Don't know what they were thinking. If they moved, changed their number.
Here goes nothin'.
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- Yeah. - Just wait one second.
Patty told me what happened. What can I say? I'm so sorry.
- Stainer. - What?
It’s not even a real cafe du monde! It’s a cafe du monde express!
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Christ on a corndog. Tammy, can you cover for me?
Know what? I'd like to make it up to you.
- Oh, this time we...? - Hi, there.
Hey!
- Oh, my God. She's here. - What?
Please check your seat belts. We're preparing for departure.
- Oh, OK, OK... - Wait a second. The Beast.
We'll get a ticket. I'll get you a ticket.
- He knows about black holes and shit. - What about the President of France
And I think that was a great idea.
...I am even willing to consider breaking up with Ron.
Marnie was kind of a skank.
- Tom fuckin' Wopat, bro. Told you. - Tray table.
You know? He's more afraid of you than you are of him.
- Yes. - Good, 'cause we're going to Cleveland.
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Kirk, as soon as you record an album and it goes platinum,
When they insist on knowing my bliss
Are you kidding me?
Tom effin' Wopat, bro.
Look, Kirk, I do not know what's gotten into you,
Gotta get back in that ring.
Big Apple City. I get up there a lot, 'cause I actually, I gig up there.
- Are you free tomorrow night? - Yeah, yes. Yes.
but I was so excited, so I came early.
Actually, Dylan, according to The Day After Tomorrow.
This is my defect
Interesting.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a turkey? A leg at Christmas.
OK, you got something off your chest, and that is fine.
Did you see that, Mom?!
but I don't know what to say to her, you know?
- which one of you was hotter? - No. Because he behaved
You should stay and have a drink, right?
Would you stop it?!
What? What am I supposed to do with this?
Suit yourself.
Stainer, your screw-up is not my problem.
Love Love Love Love That Chicken From Old Spice
Do you even know how hot you are?
All right, relax.
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Wow, so you're really back with Marnie.
Not listening to friends advice
You never deserved me in the first place, you evil little dwarf.
So fuck you all! Yep.
All right. So, Kirk is leaving on a plane with another girl.
like real tight, then Dylan's gonna be in a wicked orange tux
Smooth. Go put this back in the trash.
Seriously, Kirky, do not josh me. All right? I need this.
You're a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it,
You were fucking other bitches, now you're coming back to me? Yes Unathi, but forget it I'm an you're way out of my league now. I'm not even in Mvela and you're in the PSL
Woof! I'll admit it gave me the willies.
You and I both know you'd never cheat on Karen.
I spent a whole day with your entire family,
Freckled shoulders.
It's kind of a new thing I'm trying out. It's a bad idea. It's...
Kirk. You know that I don't get along with my own parents,
- endin' up with beautiful women. - Such as?
- Shut up, Ron. - Can we go?
Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten.
On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine.
Just... OK... Let me finish.
That's it! Yeah. Let's go, let's go.
Dude, done and done.
So what do you... You don't know what to say to her?
Oh, please. It's no big deal at all. I think we're gonna get goin' now.
Molly, I think there's something you should know.
- He's right. - I'm telling you,
Some days I'll be at work and I'll look out the window
You. He doesn't like people standing.
Yeah. I'm not gonna risk being all alone just 'cause
Ok that’s my bad
My God. What, are... Are you Hannah Montana?
- You were gonna date guys like me? - That what you wanna hear?
- You should do that, Kirk. - Well, thank you.
So you're all "Branson bound," huh?
I totally understand what you're talking about.
Happy Valentine's Day from two years ago.
- Know why we broke up? - Because you guys couldn't decide
Like, there's a million examples of guys like Kirky
My friends wonder why I call you all the time
You think I'm too perfect?
- No. No, nobody usually is. - Oh, right.
Kirk makes you laugh? You a comedian? I didn't know.
- That's kind of you. - I think I have that same sweater.
- You hit her car or something? - Jesus. No, but thank you for asking.
I'm tired of you guys bustin' my nuggets 'cause I've only been with one girl.
I know where that is. It's actually
Oh, there she is.
Hey, what line of work are you in, son?
It's embarrassing.
I mean, it feels like the universe is outta tilt.
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I was talking about Stainer.
Your kiss I can't resist
and that girl that went out with Mick Jagger?