Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're uncoordinated.
Get a drink, but don't get it from my sister's tray.
Do you see the words comin' outta my mouth?!
When someone new meets Apollo Oh my god.... what the f*ck is that?!?
- My mom makes awesome meatloaf. - Oh, cool.
I went out on four different dates.
So I'm just saying that if you want to get back together,
- That was lucky. - He never saw it, but he stopped it.
- No... - I will catch you!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know what? I'll find it myself. Good luck there, pirate.
Did you shave one ball and then the other ball,
...Charlie Slaughter from Brookline.
- That's a really good idea. - Thanks.
Come on, man, you gotta be positive.
Kirk, if you want to abort the mission, that's completely cool.
- Well, Ron owns a Pizza Hut. - That's a business.
- I don't think so. - 'Cause they invited
hell, it's of no concern to me.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Katie! - No, no, no, not Katie.
Molly, this is everybody.
Wait, so you make a pretty comfortable living?
- Hey, Molly. - Hey.
Didn't think she was gonna show. Hi!
Cool.
Thank you very much. And go fuck yourselves.
- Yeah. - Oh, God, what is that?
Jesus, Mom, a little privacy here, please?
I ejaculated in my pants.
*She's way out of my league
Oh, I'm sorry, one second. I... Ma'am? Ma'am, you... Yeah...
I had a major laundry disaster. This is the only dry bra that I have left.
Mom! Kirk said he hated me!
When they want to know what the reason is
Hey, angsty, that's... No, hey, I come in peace.
- Yeah? Talk to Jack. - Stop the plane.
Yeah.
A six? You go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Kirk, please, don't cause a scene. Everyone's over.
Chris Tucker, right? Mom! I did the Chris Tucker for him.
We had a great conversation. He was just lookin' for a friend.
- Yeah! - Oh, stop.
Artist’s Ememption
Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard ten.
Did you just come in your pants again?
expecting us to be something that we're not.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- "Hey, I jizzed in my shorts" you know? - All right...
- Devon, you're on Facebook? - Yeah. I got like 37 friends.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That's what that was? You said you had mono.
I mean, this one is kinda cute, but the other two... Oof!
I'm all right with that, too.
Turn your attention to the center ice...
A girl like Molly, hot as shit, manicured from fuckin' head to toe.
Can I see your invitation?
deduct a point. How are we doing?
Don't get me wrong. I have no problem with your lifestyle.
Yeah, a rough patch. Rough pumpkins.
OK, OK. OK. King Kong and Naomi Watts.
Marnie is an evil bitch. All due respect.
Awesome stuff. They're going to play some more Hall and Oates for us,
- I love you. - Marnie, I love you, too.
- Who? - The Beast! From Beauty and the Beast?
There we go.
- No, I did not. - Yes, you did.
Stainer, you were right, buddy.
I just knew that I had to come find you.
Listen, Mr. Friedman, their quote is lower than ours.
He's got less than nothing. Own it. You can do it.
"Hey, I am Kirk Kettner
Just like your mother.
- I'm gonna get some beers, guys. - Oh, OK.
She kissed you. She, with her actual mouth, kissed you?
That's really interesting.
Or you could just be who you are. Why can't that be good enough?
We handle some of the Penguins events, we've got seats for the Islanders game.
All right? And even if it does, just try to be cool, you know,
When have you been out there? When have you left the apartment?
Honestly, I'd have sex with that guy.
grinding on top of me, and I got a little too excited and,
No. l... Devon, tonight is just a night
OK, now I know you've gone crazy.
Mr. and Mrs. McCleish, from the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry.
- We need some girl time. - Yeah, you promised.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I will catch you if it's the last thing that I do...
OK?
Hello? Thank God you have my phone. My name is Molly McCleish.
- with Marnie, I'm not going! - In fourth grade, I peed in my pants.
What the hell is that?
But, yes, that's one. One out of a million.
There are no ties in hockey, as there are no ties in life.
Kirk, you look really good.
- Oh, no. - Shoot. I wonder if she's on Facebook.
The Tao of Love. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature.
- He seemed nice. - That was all of my money.
You hear me? Out.
Well, I am keeping an eye on you.
Yep!
- Well, yeah. - Yeah, but that'd mean that Molly...