Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude! Go shit in your hand
OK, Kirky, let's go.
Shut up, Jack!
- Yes. Let's go. - If Kirk's getting back together
This is Molly McCleish. I'm sorry I missed your call.
Who told you I have a defect? Cam?
- Hey, there, pirate! - So, Ron, you're here.
- Yes, I did. - All right, good.
Hi. I'm Molly. Nice to meet you, too.
Where do you get this shit?
Believe it or not, this has nothin' to do with you.
OK, let's move out! Movie night! I do not want to miss the previews.
- Yeah. - OK.
and you can't even spend 30 seconds with mine.
- I want to have another baby! - No, that's OK, sweetheart.
And so I quit the firm, went into business with Patty.
No, no, no. Not so fast.
but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married.
- You OK? - Yeah.
- Who's your little friend? - Oh, God!
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But instead of eating it, we smash it. OK? You can do a lot better.
What the hell?
That's not it! Look, Kirk, I am really worried about you with her.
I tell them this
No, barely. I probablyjust asked for directions to the beach.
What the hell are you doing?
- I'm a lawyer. - You're a lawyer?
- Right. - Just a non-descript nickname.
Leroy fired him again.
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If anything, you paid her a compliment. Right?
Check it out. We got about 1 00 peeps coming.
I mean, I think anything's possible.
You were fucking some other chicks, yo? Yes, but I'm really sorry Unathi
- No one'd ever fuck a moodle. - No.
Oh my God, how’s your vagina?
OK, I think we can all agree that Debbie here is one wicked hot box.
I think it's time for you to dance with me.
You didn't let me finish. More common for skanks.
This better not be where you ask me out because you confused my hatred for you
Adult Education is a tribute band.
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you can push your meat into any human being you want.
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I ejaculated in my pants
OK, come on, you can do it. He's got nothing.
I've been raw-doggin' some randoms. Usually careful. Mostly careful, though.
I'm referring to sexual relations, Devon.
So you speak French?
- You know what this reminds me of? - What's that?
when we had a whole conversation about how he was old-fashioned!
Really?
Yeah that's average the day that Jack sleeps with YOUR wife
So TSA today. Is there a tomorrow or...?
- Hey. - Hey.
- Look, guys! - Jack!
Remember when I nursed that baby bird to health?
I mean, that's what you do for a living, right? You throw parties?
I... I...
What's wrong?
where I return some lost property to a fellow human being.
I thought you were hangin' drywall or somethin'.
- You're a moodle. - A "moodle"?
If it did, I would grow a pretty thick goddamn beard.
Pad up chicken shit
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No offense taken. I assume that I am probably not your type.
Hope we aren't interrupting.
Flight attendants, prepare for departure.
This is all my fault. I'm very, very sorry.
Boarding passes and IDs where I can see... Hi!
- Who is this? - Stainer. Don't hang up.
Boarding passes and IDs where I can see them, please!
There is some logic in that.
- but no, you're a hard ten. - What are you talking about?
- Fuck you! - Fuck!
Tickets are non-refundable, and I love Branson, but it's totally up to you.
You're the best guy I know. I won't let you end up with her. You're a ten!
and the Hamburglar wasn't into me? Listen to yourself. Fuck you.
- I'll show it! - Yeah!
getting together with his family. It's been a while since I had
Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
- Yeah, yeah, man, I know. - I'm so happy for you, Kirky.
Please, this is... This is very important.
Why are you walking so fast?
- Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. - Right.
"It's on my list of the best things in life."
How long was I down there for? What's my time? What's my time?
with just a big friggin' oyster in my shorts.
- Man, you gays smell good. - That's good.
I think this is the first time we're meeting. Ever!
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Ready? You and me, downstairs, Slap Shot Regatta.
Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oates cover band!
hanging back 'cause they're trying to kill a power play.
- Nope. Only 58 seconds. - Damn it!
What?!
Oh, me.
and my... Marnie and Ron.
Have you seen Katie? Let's go see Katie.
She knows a strange amount about hockey.
Holy Moses.
Never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.
This chick of yours makes her look like a pig.
and your car really is a shitbox.
Thank you for pissing off your boss for me.