Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where I return some lost property to a fellow human being.

- Fuck you! - Fuck!

- I'm a lawyer. - You're a lawyer?

- Yes, I did. - All right, good.

- You're a moodle. - A "moodle"?

I mean, I think anything's possible.

- Who is this? - Stainer. Don't hang up.

So TSA today. Is there a tomorrow or...?

No, barely. I probablyjust asked for directions to the beach.

OK, come on, you can do it. He's got nothing.

hanging back 'cause they're trying to kill a power play.

Hope we aren't interrupting.

Ready? You and me, downstairs, Slap Shot Regatta.

Flight attendants, prepare for departure.

Oh my God, how’s your vagina?

- Man, you gays smell good. - That's good.

OK, Kirky, let's go.

and the Hamburglar wasn't into me? Listen to yourself. Fuck you.

Hi. I'm Molly. Nice to meet you, too.

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Boarding passes and IDs where I can see... Hi!

This is Molly McCleish. I'm sorry I missed your call.

Where do you get this shit?

This better not be where you ask me out because you confused my hatred for you

when we had a whole conversation about how he was old-fashioned!

Tickets are non-refundable, and I love Branson, but it's totally up to you.

- but no, you're a hard ten. - What are you talking about?

If anything, you paid her a compliment. Right?

- Who's your little friend? - Oh, God!

Dude! Go shit in your hand

You were fucking some other chicks, yo? Yes, but I'm really sorry Unathi

- Look, guys! - Jack!

- Right. - Just a non-descript nickname.

with just a big friggin' oyster in my shorts.

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Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oates cover band!

Leroy fired him again.

You didn't let me finish. More common for skanks.

Never consummated. Totally platonic relationship.

If it did, I would grow a pretty thick goddamn beard.

OK, let's move out! Movie night! I do not want to miss the previews.

- Hey, there, pirate! - So, Ron, you're here.

- You OK? - Yeah.

OK, I think we can all agree that Debbie here is one wicked hot box.

There is some logic in that.

Remember when I nursed that baby bird to health?

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You're the best guy I know. I won't let you end up with her. You're a ten!

Boarding passes and IDs where I can see them, please!

Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?

She knows a strange amount about hockey.

What the hell are you doing?

I've been raw-doggin' some randoms. Usually careful. Mostly careful, though.

No offense taken. I assume that I am probably not your type.

Check it out. We got about 1 00 peeps coming.

- Nope. Only 58 seconds. - Damn it!

- You know what this reminds me of? - What's that?

I'm referring to sexual relations, Devon.

I tell them this

But instead of eating it, we smash it. OK? You can do a lot better.

How long was I down there for? What's my time? What's my time?

and your car really is a shitbox.

So you speak French?

I think it's time for you to dance with me.

you can push your meat into any human being you want.

Believe it or not, this has nothin' to do with you.

Why are you walking so fast?

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"It's on my list of the best things in life."

- Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. - Right.

Please, this is... This is very important.

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- Yes. Let's go. - If Kirk's getting back together

Who told you I have a defect? Cam?

- I'll show it! - Yeah!

- I want to have another baby! - No, that's OK, sweetheart.

I ejaculated in my pants

and you can't even spend 30 seconds with mine.

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Pad up chicken shit

And so I quit the firm, went into business with Patty.

Yeah that's average the day that Jack sleeps with YOUR wife

That's not it! Look, Kirk, I am really worried about you with her.

I think this is the first time we're meeting. Ever!

This chick of yours makes her look like a pig.

- Yeah, yeah, man, I know. - I'm so happy for you, Kirky.

and my... Marnie and Ron.

but the truth is, I'm the only one here that's married.

Have you seen Katie? Let's go see Katie.

Thank you for pissing off your boss for me.

getting together with his family. It's been a while since I had

I mean, that's what you do for a living, right? You throw parties?

No, no, no. Not so fast.

- No one'd ever fuck a moodle. - No.

This is all my fault. I'm very, very sorry.

I thought you were hangin' drywall or somethin'.

Adult Education is a tribute band.