Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because your kiss

Excellent to see you again, sir.

Know what? We're actually pushing back right now.

- and I think you two should come. - I think you're wrong.

- Yeah! - No. No.

The Rose Wagon won an award at a film festival in India with 9 entries. That's like saying the guy who shovels elephant shit at the circus is in show business. No, he's just the elephant shit guy.

- What is it with you people? - Hey, he can just wait his turn.

We're... Oh, that is it.

- Wow. - Yeah. You know why?

Hey Pirate, can you spot me a 20?

Oh Little Bearglove

You are out of shape.

- After you. - Sure you want another one, Dad?

Can I see your invitation?

- Hey. - Hey. This is Patty.

- It's a memo. - Put it back in the trash!

- Kirk, please. Your balls are shaved. - Oh, I know. I know.

but there's no way on the planet that Molly is into you.

This is what... All you got is it's inconvenient for you to wear flip-flops?

But, truthfully, Marnie.

I can get you a mad discount on a flight, if you want, though.

Nothing. Nothing.

But you broke up with Molly.

- 'Cause I genuinely hate you also. - Oh, cool.

And that five point disparity, that is a chasm.

And... here she comes.

- Dylan! - Honey, what?

- Then that's a brain-teaser, isn't it? - Tell me about it.

Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me.

- Cam... How's it going? - Mol.

Man, you... You guys just sit here and talk about relationships,

Você entende de Balística Forense Não! Não entendo nada!

What two or more grown men do in the privacy of their own home,

This girlfriend of yours is already startin' shit!

Sorry I'm late, Fuller.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course.

- Nope. Nope. - No?

What else can I say? Let life come to you.

The universe spoke. And I was depressed for months.

Because your kiss is on my list

I reallyjust want to give all that up and get back together with you.

Gables? Jab-els?

All right, everybody, listen up! TSA! I apologize. This guy's drunk as fuck.

Yes, they, they, they let that guy be my boss.

No, I don't think so.

The curse of being an attractive woman.

- Sorry, friend? - He's with me.

Oh, shit, Molly. Six o'clock.

Yeah, that's how we roll.

- What are you? - You're not better than me.

- Kirky! - I didn't think you were gonna be here.

Good call. Hey, pirate, can you spot me a 20?

You... Thank you. You saved my life.

- Yeah, man. - Yeah.

- but I'm just being honest. - Come on, cut him some slack. Look.

And now, to the gorgeous birthday girl, Katie McCleish.

Goddamn it. Tina Jordan.

I think that makes you one of the most macho guys alive.

and I'll see all those planes takin' off, goin' places, and I think

Don't let it creep you out, OK?

deduct a point.

- Yeah, underwear is fine. - Ron!

Look. If you want him, you gotta go get him.

Wow. They let guys like that work here?

hello i am the cat hello my name is horse

- What a pleasant surprise! - Target acquired.

What's up, freckles?

- Are you dying? - What?

- Thank you, Dylan. - No, wait for it.

I play in a band.

- Stephen Hawking and his lady nurse. - He's the master of space and time!

- She really likes you. - Thank you.

I see what's goin' on. Yeah, I'll get some beers with you.

My parents don't even know I quit the firm.

It's just smooth. It's a look that says, "Hey, you can put your mouth here."

Yeah, you got it.

I really liked you, but all that stuff about

Ron, honey, I never complimented you on your...

- Do you want me to take it off? - No!

Penguins are facing off against the lslanders.

That’s a fair question?!?

Come on, Jack. Come on.

- Dylan, hey! Sportsmanship. - Fuck you!

- Give it to him! - What's up, little bro?

- You're like Yoda. - Yeah, I know.

- Well, this is Kirk. - Gerald McCleish. It's a pleasure.

What if I show you something I'm self-conscious about?

and maybe some other old favorites from some other artists? No?

Boarding passes and IDs where I...

Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out facebook statuses Well try logging oof accounts stop updating to make charging if no results shut the facebook feed down and come again in 90 days to see me

OK, now we're gonna take it down. A lot.

- Got a foolproof moneymaker on the way. - You're gonna want to pay attention.

No, we both screwed up. We told them that it wasn't gonna work.

- Tina Jordan does. - Who the hell is Tina Jordan?

- You deserve a lot better, Kirk. - Thank you,

Well, you think maybe I need help

You guys must be exhausted from your travels. Please, hey, have a seat.

but I just kept thinking...

- You're gonna what? - I'll write it down.

We gotta fix it. Just act drunk. Thank you. TSA. Come on.

I'm well, thank you. How are you?

And that's a lot of time off.

Tom effin Wopat, bro.

Deduct whatever's left.

OK, so then what does that make you?

Listen, Kirk. I understand that fellas, such as yourself,

I love you like I love... TV.

- horrible girl. - Marnie?

Ubudla izingane? Ngempela? Yebo, kodwa sengiyaxolisa

No. This girl is, like, fuckin' hot!

- He is... He just moved. - It's just a thought.

Katie, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.