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-[ship thuds] -[Sarah gasps]
Wait, what's the date on the letter?
-[JJ] What? -They know.
You are the single most dramatic person I've ever met.
When you feel like you've got the total mojo.
Same.
-I'm fine. -Good, good. Um...
-[John B exhales] Founder? -Mm-hm.
[thunder rumbling]
Bubble Wrap queen?
One last mission,
-Are you checking yourself out? -[John B] No, I'm not!
Serving food at the shelter? Check.
Like a blind person seeing color for the first time rare
-Why? -Because it's for your own safety.
Yeah. Wait a minute.
-Sugar mama? -What about some glasses?
Look, I can't pretend like this isn't real,
-[Sarah] Thank you. -[driver] Yeah, yeah.
-Dude, tranquilo, okay? -We're in the middle of Kooklandia.
on the other side of the student center.
Is that what this is about?
Oh, it's Denmark Tanny, founder of Tannyhill.
What? [scoffs]
[crowd gasps, clamoring]
-[Rafe] Block him! Hold him still, man! -[Kelce] Bring it.
Wow, thank you. That's really convincing. I love that, JJ.
They know.
and I'm the only way you're getting in.
[Kie] Douche.
Right?
[Dr. Thornton] Press charges.
-What is the hottest you've ever been? -Right now.
Mm.
That's what we're doing right now.
-[urinating] -[sighing]
[boat horn blares]
They caved your face in.
You're just gonna walk away like this never happened?
-[screams] -Shh! Are you kidding me?
My friend Jonathan here needs all the help he can get.
Is that a lavender or plum?
-Not gonna happen, kid. -[John B] Come on. Just stop the car.
-I'm sorry. -No, it's fine.
[John B] No. No, that's it.
Is your mom proud of you? Is your dad?
Shit.
-Excuse you. -Sorry. Sorry.
[Sarah] Okay, go, go, go, go!
Stop.
Vienna.
[John B] Aah.
Shit.
...is bullshit.
Make it quick.
[blows raspberry]
You don't understand. I don't want anything from here.