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That was weird.
...your irresponsible adolescent has left me with an empty tank and... Hello?
Oh, because you wouldn't know that we're coming back, I got it.
Oh.
She is never gonna forgive me.
So give me your car keys. I'm going after my woman.
Yeah, he's on a really tight schedule and, you know, he's doing me the favour,
Son,
What?
Am I being clear?
Eskimo Pie, Great White North,
About 6'5", 320, big scar across his throat.
We're having a great time, we're at the dump.
some really interesting things with your facial hair.
or Washington Redskin,
- I stay. - What?
- That's a lot of cash. - Yeah? I got a lot of dick.
sit down.
Hey! Hey, hey!
No, you meant to call Silas, but, you know, he's not here right now.
No more smoking in this car.
I didn't do anything.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Now, give her your keys.
Man, this is a fucking police station.
I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm just doing what we do.
I didn't do shit!
I was married to Celia for 17 fucking years,
If y'all not back with the broccoli by dark,
Ah!