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It cannot cleanse without the soap.
Why don't you get mugged by a walrus?
Will you get out of...
the little theater we had in college.
All I know is this is the first play I've ever seen
Felix, I am not trying to put her down.
unless it was for a very good reason.
so if you think you're going to horn in on that...
Listen, get yourself another duck.
he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison.
Raid, raid!
Come on, now, look, I don't think it's right
Everything's changed.
I'm not in the play.
Hello, darling.
Listen, I better call you back.
Feel free. We don't want to keep you.
Relax, Oscar. He's part of the play.
without driving each other crazy?
My midnight snack.
I'm not the only one, Felix.
Hiya, Mel. It's good to see you again.
You know why?
Sometime earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out
Oh, leave him alone.
but he also knew that someday he would return to her.
Take a look over there.
Yeah, but he's always used to me butting in.
You know him six weeks.
Oscar, appeal to him, will ya?
Nobody but Felix.
Listen, you heard of those off-Broadway plays
Let's play cards.
I'm not through with it yet.
I see you.
Be a great game if you played your hand.
Don't!
That's not what I was thinking.
Tell her I'm going out, got a date with the actress.
We have to go, fellas.
Oscar, we raid the place every week.