Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is making it impossible

Boy, there sure are a lot of weird Olympic events these days.

Supposed to be terrifying?

Well, I did have some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

for hundreds of years to overcome.

Women are the oppressed ones.

and we have enough oxygen... for eight people.

I am glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy.

What is wrong with you?!

Tyler Brody is going to be on your show this week.

Whatever, You couldn't last one day in my shoes, Maroney!

If you say so, sir.

I haven't seen Oprah since

What are you gonna do, J...?

Now... one must die.

It's ridiculous.

tell the world there's no such thing as Olympic tetherball.

I don't like where this is heading.

We're not doing that now.

Either you will capsize

You're darn right he is, Kenneth.

And what suffers because of that?

I can stop by and I can talk

I eat emotionally.

It's all a lie.

of "O" magazine, do you have the number for subscriptions?

Synchronized running, octuples tennis

Why would you?! Aah!

Would you mind if I closed this window shade...

because she has some algebra test tomorrow.

but then she drowned!