Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WELL, WHERE IS SHE?

FIVE DIFFERENT KINDS, THREE SWEETENED,

YOUR SHORT-TERM MEMORY IS NONEXISTENT.

EXCUSE ME JUST FOR A SECOND.

MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS.

IF HE'S INTO YOU, HE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE.

I'M GONNA BE DISTRACTED UNTIL WE FIX THIS.

MORNING, THERE, ACE. HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

SO I ATE A FAMILY-SIZE BAG OF SALT AND VINEGAR POTATO CHIPS

EXPLANATIONS, PERSPECTIVE, APOLOGIES --

WHAT'S WITH BEING ALL K.D. LANG?

SO, YOU'RE A LITTLE THIRSTY, AREN'T YOU?

WHEN I CALLED TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT

OKAY, I'VE GOT IT FROM HERE, SOOKIE.

SO HE'S THERE NOW? PROBABLY.

LESS THAN NOTHING HAPPENED.

WITH A DISGUSTING PROFANITY, THEN TOOK A SEAT.

I WAS JUST ON MY BREAK.

SOOKIE? YOU'RE AT THE HOUSE?

SOME TOLL HOUSE COOKIE DOUGH --

FINE. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW?

LOOK, UH, SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH YOUR MOM AND LUKE,

GREAT EDUCATION BUT HORRIFIC SOCIALIZATION.

TAKE HER. TAKE HER. TAKE HER.

IT'S NOT A SCIENCE, BUT I DID THE BEST I COULD.

IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS.

I WOULD HAVE LEFT IT ON THE MESSAGE BOARD.

'CAUSE I'VE GOT 'EM.

SHE CAUSED ALL THIS HATEFUL STUFF

PLEASE. DON'T RUSH A MAN'S STRATEGY.

HOW KATIE AND HUBBELL BROKE UP

THANK LOGAN FOR ME. OKAY.

I BLEW IT. I BLEW EVERYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING

MY POINT EXACTLY.

BECAUSE WHEN A RELATIONSHIP IS RIGHT, THINGS WORK OUT.

BUT NOW I'M FEELING BETTER, SO I CAME LOOKING FOR HIM.

NO PROBLEM. ANY TIME.

LORELAI, THIS THING WE'RE DOING HERE -- ME, YOU...

AND TO PROCESS.

IT'S OKAY. I CAN FIX IT.

NO, IT WON'T, LUKE, I PROMISE.

YOU ASLEEP? DON'T TURN THE LIGHT ON.

IT'S AN EGREGIOUS "SCREW YOU."

YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO THE DEALER? THEY SO RIP YOU OFF THERE!

I COULD JUST SAY HIS FATHER DIED AND I WENT OVER TO COMFORT HIM.

YOUR MOTHER, YOUR FATHER. NO.

I'M GONNA GO TAKE A WALK.

THANKS, KITTEN. I LOVE THE SERVICE HERE.

YOURS AND LUKE'S. WERE NOT BROKEN UP.

NOT AT THE MOMENT. UH-OH.

OR CALL ME AT HOME ANYTIME YOU WANT.

YOU OWE ME BOGGLE.

AND SHE CALLED HIM

RORY, I'M GLAD YOU CAME, BUT LOOK HOW FINE I AM.

BUT YOU KNOW, I READ A STORY ABOUT ANOTHER GUY

I ASKED ABOUT YOU, AND HE SAID YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL.

AND I'M SURE IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

I'M WITH LORELAI. LORELAI AND I BELONG TOGETHER.

THANKS FOR FEEDING FRANK.

I DON'T THINK SO. THANKS, FRANK.

EVERYBODY, THIS IS RORY.

I PROMISE NOT TO CALL YOU "KIDDO" AGAIN.