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OKAY. BYE, MOM.

THEY'RE EXPECTING GAMES AND STUFF.

OKAY, GREAT. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.

THE DOLLS? HOW CAN A DOLL BE HANDICAPPED?

THE BREAKUP. WHAT BREAKUP?

BECAUSE TO LUKE, YOU'RE STILL 10 YEARS OLD,

WE COULD HASH IT OUT AND BE BACK ON OUR WAY AND NOT WASTE TIME.

AND THEY'LL NEVER FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT ME, EVER.

I'M AFRAID OF THIS "MORE TIME" STUFF.

LOOK, YOU AND FRANK SHOULD GO.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE THEY'RE GONE.

DIRECT. SIMPLE. A CLEAR PATH. THANK YOU.

PINK POWER, BABY! WE CHICKS GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

WELL, THAT'S HOW IT IS.

WELL, THANK YOU.

HE BROKE UP WITH HER, AND SHE WAS REALLY UPSET.

SO I SHOULD'VE SAID "NO," MEANING I WOULDN'T SEE YOU?

WELL, NO ONE CALLED, LEFT A NOTE, SMOKE SIGNALED,

THAT HE WAS GOING TO CALL ME AND SOON.

THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN.

HOPE YOUR LIFE'S BEEN LESS EXCITING SINCE LAST I SAW YOU.

AND THE TOWN IS DIVIDING US UP. I NEED THAT TO STOP.

IT'S BEEN 12 HOURS. THAT ENOUGH?

HE'S COMPLETELY UNSUITABLE FOR LORELAI.

UH-HUH. THEY DON'T PUT STUFF LIKE THAT IN THE NEWSPAPERS

OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. CAESAR, LISTEN --

AND THEY'RE HAPPILY IN LOVE AFTER 40 YEARS APART.

IT'S AT THE DEALER.

DON'T BE JERK, ROBERT.

I'M VERY OF-THE-MOMENT THESE DAYS.

BUT YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND.

GOOD. WELL, WE BETTER BE GOING.

I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CALLING,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M IN.

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

IF HE SAYS "YES," MEET UP, ACT CASUAL, BUT LOOK HOT.

OH, WE HAD A FANCY EVENT TO GO TO.

FOR A MOVIE THEATER THAT RECYCLES ITS POPCORN.

YOU HAVE TO CALL HIM.

YES, HE'S A "HE."

OOH. YO, GYPSY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

GIRLS, WE HAVE RELATED PROBLEMS. A LITTLE LOVE TROUBLE.

AND THE PUTTING THE BOOKS AWAY.

YOU WENT OVER THERE.

GREAT. THANKS A LOT, KIRK.

NO, ALTHEA. PLEASE GO ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY.

THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE STRONGLY IMPLIED

TAKE PIANO LESSONS OR SOMETHING!

LUKE, IT WAS MY MOTHER, YOU KNOW, WHO DID ALL THIS.

TWO G's -- OUCH.

AND NOW THEY'RE PUTTING UP RIBBONS.

WHY A NEW TOOTHBRUSH?

I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU.

SO ARE THE DOLLS. [ LAUGHS ]

WE ARE DEPRESSED.

ALTHEA, JANET, COME HERE.

TAYLOR, THE TOWN. THEY HATE ME. THEY ALL HATE ME.

BUT ALL THAT TALK FROM CHRISTOPHER AT THE WEDDING --

I DON'T WANT ANYONE ENCOURAGING TAYLOR ON THIS.

HE WAITED FOREVER FOR YOU. HE'S NOT JUST GONNA WALK AWAY.