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RIGHT. SO I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.

THIS THING WE'RE DOING HERE -- ME, YOU...

THEY MARRIED DIFFERENT PEOPLE?

IF THERE WAS A MESSAGE FOR ME, THAT THAT MESSAGE GETS TO ME.

I'M NOT CALLING YOU A HOOKER OR NOTHING.

HE WENT RIGHT TO HIS CAR AND SPLIT.

YEAH, I WAS HOME AND I COULDN'T REACH THE PHONE,

OH, HONEY, YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER OF A WOMAN

I'M NOT SURE HOW THAT'S GOING TO HELP HER DEPRESSION,

WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS, YOU AND ME.

NO SPLITTING HAPPENING HERE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

MALE, FEMALE, OR HERMAPHRODITE.

YEAH, AND I'LL SEND SOME TO YOUR MOTHER.

IF IT SAID TO DRIVE OFF A CLIFF, WOULD YOU DRIVE OFF A CLIFF? YES, I WOULD.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO HANG OUT OR SOMETHING.

CHRIS WENT NUTS, AND LUKE WENT NUTS,

I'M OUT. DOWN TO THE TURKS AGAIN.

I'M GOOD WITH THAT. I ONLY HAVE ONE CLASS TOMORROW,

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

A ROOMFUL OF ANGLO-SAXONS WAITING FOR CAKE THIS LONG.

DON'T FEEL STUPID OR ANYTHING.

AND HE WAS GOING OUT TO HOLLYWOOD, AND --

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

AND WE ARE SERVING THEM BREAKFAST? THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, EXCUSE ME. I'M GONNA NEED A CAB, PLEASE.

YEP. THEY, UH...THEY DID.

YOU'RE AN AMAZING GUY FOR DOING THAT.

OKAY, BUT YOU'LL CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY?

OH, HERE'S A FUN GAME.

WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS.

NOW IF HE'D JUST GIVE ME 10 MINUTES,

AND I BROKE THE BACK DOOR LOCK AND RAN INSIDE.

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. KEEPS YOU MOVING.

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LORELAI. WE'LL MISS OUR MIDDLE. I WANT A MIDDLE.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO, MY FRIEND?

ARE YOU LEAVING?

PLEASE TRUST ME.

I AM SO LOST. I KNOW A LITTLE.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

I'M SURROUNDED BY EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY NEED.

THAT'LL TAKE HOURS.

INTIMATE? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE SMALL-SCALE TABLES SET WITH CHINA