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You doing okay?
My heart hurts.
I don't care.
- I'm gonna die alone. - Oh, no.
Dirk is a genius. Twenty-year-old girls, they think I'm awesome.
Here, there's cab fare. Get home safe.
I feel like a Chinese basketball player.
I don't read it
Haven't gone through their gay phase yet.
Time to make the puke, Russell.
The soiree, eh?
- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
You're so sexy, girl.
I mean, you know, we both could use some space.
No, Cece. I'm not having sex with you right now.
Tomorrow you're gonna say yesterday.
- Who is that? - Apparently his name is Dirk.
And you know what? I'm gonna use the remaining 90...
Alone.
- Reer! - What's that?
Naked with a kerchief.
Okay, I just need like, a good, solid 10 minutes.
You know what space means, right? Space to have sex with other people.
Super classy.
Yeah, thanks. I just feel like I should've explained.
No, no, no. I want you to go.
Schmidt says the moment a woman touches a phone, she loses her power.
- Was it like a caress or like a pat? - No, like a pat. It was distinctly a pat.
man-bulance? - Man-bulance is resting.
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