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Yes!
You think we have something to ruin?
allows me the opportunity to have as much sex as we want.
- How'd you get my keys? - Someone left your door open.
It has the towing capacity of a thousand Shelbys.
And I carry your soul-song with me wherever I go.
It's been two hours. This is officially crazy.
Your panty-melter.
He has a hot-air balloon in a hangar in Palm Springs.
- Are you wearing a lady's scarf? - Come to my lecture tomorrow night.
But we have to be careful. Our bodies are decaying.
It was kind of hot. That man knows how to pat a back.
You could get me drunk professionally?
And, while I respect the fact that you listen to Wicked while you're alone...
Take out your tampon and drink, Trevor! The Flip Queen has spoken!
I haven't dated since 1989...
I totally heard you, loud and clear.
It'll be good. We've spent the last five nights together.
until it's mostly carbon dioxide and then we both pass out and die.
Dirk is dead!
Sometimes, when I get a really long email... ...I don't read it.
- Jess! You made it to the party! - What's going on?
all they want you to do is tell them that their photography has potential.
Don't they hang out with guys their own age?
I really wanted to kiss you the other night.
- I am so, so sad right now. - Oh!
Um...
Why didn't we kiss the other night? Sorry.
I thought you wanted a sophisticated lady, but now I realize...
You're serious about this?
I'm so tall.
So you'd rather sit in urine for the rest of the ride...
Oh, my God, Dirk is dead.
Maybe once or twice.
- Shelby. Babe, I don't want space. - Neither do I.