Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The text I got at dinner was from my ex-wife.

Crackers, bubbles, crab, hummus.

Smartest guy I knew.

Ready to make love to some college chicks?

Yep. Absolutely. Don't even have to think about it.

That's the worst answer. Winston? What do you think?

I'm not quite sure how sexy a sex-cretary is supposed to be.

- Do you have identification on you? - Ha-ha-ha.

And you know what? It's working because...

Had half impaired the nameless grace

In or out of the wig.

I don't go on dates very often.

That's a Winnie the Pooh. Or a Paddington.

I didn't ask you out because you're younger than me.

I have 50 different penis items in my carry-on.

Schmidt. Borrow your car, take Shelby to the airport?

"Of course you can, Winston, you're so great." Thank you!

All this space...

I want the air that you breathe...

- Donald Duck. - I guess pretty much any bear.

I asked you out because I like you.

Now, Nick, I want you to give me some space.

Hung with a 20-year-old dude lately?

I just said we're giving space. Doesn't mean I can't call her...

- He does what he's told. - Yeah.

Get out of me, you poison.

You got it, my man.

- Hey, Jess. - I'm not Jess. I'm her cousin...

Hey. Great news. Um, Jess is taking a shower.

- Is Sarah okay? - Yeah.

- Is that a stop sign? - You probably wanna slow down.

Eat this granola bar first. I want to try something called the horse trough.