Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, your sex-cretary. - I am definitely the boss.
Stop. It freaks me out, you know.
She's one of the good ones.
So listen, man, it's really important to us that our equal sexual relationship...
Earlier, I was dressed as a sex-cretary. And I was wearing shoulder pads.
That's okay. I understand.
- I got on a plane. I wanted to see you. - What?
Well, if you don't want me to go, I don't have to go.
Sometimes when I get a really long email... ...I don't read it.
Hey, Schmidt, you mind if I borrow your car again?
Look, all the guys that you live with, boys.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
This is pretty great.
I thought I'd at least get a front pat. Hoohah!
Shelby, you make me feel so brave. And I've never felt like this...
They're both named Dylan.
Buddy, nobody ever regretted throwing an after party.
He can be really wise sometimes.
Are you okay? You seem strange.
I hate bachelorette parties.
You know what, here you go, Winston. There. Enjoy luxury.
full of love.
You just gotta pick up the phone, and you ask him out for dinner.
- You guys having problems or something? - No, no, no, everything's fine.
- Look, he probably got nervous. - No. Russell's never nervous.
Smartest guy I know.
That's why I'm at your apartment.