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I'd rather us be Chinese, than a nation of unethical dick-shooters.
My name is Kyle Broflovski.
I really don't care anymore, Butters.
It's up to you and me, Butters.
Says who?
for betraying your country to the Chinese.
This is life or death now! Help me!
Welcome to the televised broadcast
Grab his hands.
No, sweetie, the Chinese aren't going to get you.
Hold him, Lucas. Come on.
Dude.
White people in here working for the Chinese.
Yeah, fuck 'em!
Eric?
Get them britches down. Yes, sir. Come on, squeal.
Invasion pwan!
Squeal.
So you'll join the American Liberation Front?
This is it, Butters. We have to be strong.
- You don't shoot a guy in the dick. - Okay, I'm sorry.
Ping po ching cho.
Oh, it stings.
Mitch?
The Chinese outnumber us a million to one.
Enjoy Wong fright
I want to help prosecute the men responsible.
I can't do this. I'm not doing this.
- We all have to move on. - Move on?
Everyone get up and get over to that wall! Do it! Move!
Herro Prease?
Defeating the Chinese won't mean anything
He was raped and we all stood there and did nothing.
We were all in the theater that day.
I handed out flyers, called together meetings,
- Did you see it? - Yes, I saw it, but I...
You never shoot a guy in the dick
Every time I close my eyes, I see us just running away.
but not at the cost of losing its dignity.
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