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He's staying with us, Pam.
I have no idea what the hell we're talking about.
Hey, Siri, play "I Know the End" by Phoebe Bridgers.
Hey, why don't I pick you up, and then take you to your meeting later?
[stammers]
Are you sure the equipment's gonna work with you dressed so casually?
[whispering] Hey, talk to him. -Oh, I don't want to.
[chuckling] Hey. -Hey.
[laughs]
is that sometimes a patient can be an unreliable narrator.
Watch this. Liz!
And I know what you're gonna say. -No, you don't.
Let's have some cake.
I'ma call you back.
I passed the mandatory motor skills test a few months ago.
I'm taking my car in. You're picking me up later, fucker. [sighs]
I saw you kiss someone today, Gab.
What's the emergency? I left a drinks date for you.
Yes. -[chuckles]
That's too mean. -[clears throat]
But you, who knows how you grieve?
for being too kind and supportive.
Your reflexes, motor skills, all seem great.
Why don't you say something really exciting?
And secondly,
I've become very attached to Alice, maybe too attached. I don't know.
If we have dinner right now, he'll just act like a total idiot.
Fuck.
Takes about 15 minutes.
if he couldn't go out with me two nights in a row.
Don't people dress up for dates?
It's actually-- It's like that. It's east.
Like, she knew what Nico's dick looked like.
So, I signed the divorce papers. It's official.
Yeah.
First one under 40. [chuckles]
Everything's... [stammers] ...putting me in a shitty mood.
because all that complicated shit you just did is--
[clicks tongue] Will you excuse me for a minute?
Were you dropping off some welcome muffins?
[inhales sharply] Do you remember that talk we had about eating healthier?
It looked pretty-- It looked cheaty. I mean, come on. It was like this.
Done-- [chuckles] Done with me? What does that even mean?