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[crashes] -Whoa!
Well, let's show her how we did it in college.
It's not about you. It's about her.
Don't do that.
New car, huh? Nice. Were you backing up?
What? Exsqueeze me?
Okay. I am. I'm proud.
Also I don't believe in a million, billion years you'll ever butt out of my shit.
She's totally in denial. She's acting like she's super psyched about it.
Pick a piece of music, something sad as hell, and just feel your feelings.
Gaby! I made it.
Whoa! -Shit! Fuck!
She gets it. He'll be renamed when he's adopted.
Oh. -[laptop beeps]
I think I-I just feel guilty.
and I felt kinda guilty. And...
The neighbor. [stammers] Uh, you're very proud of your cookies.
Okay, I'm taking a picture of us right now.
It's pissing me off.
Yeah, I still need a name for her.
[whispers] Jim! Jim-Jam, what's up? Hey. -[chuckles] Hey.
I know this is your time and you love these workouts and everything,
I'm starting to feel better too. My patients are really thriving.
Why is it so hard for you to put your daughter first?
Cute dress. What's the occasion?
Isn't that just for old people?
I don't need another lecture.
I did not know that.
Makes sense. Divorce is always hardest on the coworkers.
In Vancouver, you're-- you're kind of a badass.
Eat a dick, barb
[chanting] When I say "Di," you say "vorce!" Divorce, "Di..."
Oh, that's gonna be fun. [chuckles] -So fun.
♪ Smiles ♪