Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, Shiloh. That's Weird.

So how'd the loser conference go?

- [ Ticking ] - [ Loud Chiming ]

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really...

This is Grace and that's Bea.

Oh, lookit here.

Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.

You're fucking weird

Yeah, I could eat.

- Do you have another copy of the game? - No.

I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.

How do you two know each other?

[ Computer Voice ] Are you ready? Dance!

- [ Moaning ] - He's on his way.

The levels, I mean Not the sex

- Who wants some cereal? - Yeah!

- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one.

''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''

[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

See you on Monday.

- Where's the bong?

- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ## - [ All Laughing ]

- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! - [ Laughing ]

I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...

- [ Laughing Stops ] - [ Mouths Words ]

No such thing as Too wasted

I have to pee out of my ass.

Stupid polygon.

- My sister said I should get an alarm. - Shut up.

I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

I'm a genius. What can I say?

Let's see, let's see.

Hey, fella. Give it a chance.

[ Alex ] Nice place.

FROM YOU, DANTE

It's upstairs, to the left.

OH YEAH! WHAT’S UP, MR. CHEEZLE?

I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless.

LOOK, WE WERE JUST KIDDING RICH!

Me from another room: “BAAAAAAABE…..”

So I will, uh... see you on Monday.

wow, where do you get your smelling salts from

I should have bought more Bitcoin

Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast.

He loved you so much.

- Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah!

Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.

- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. - Yep. That's right.

Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates.

What does ''high score'' mean?

WE’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

Are you afraid of it?

- Come in. Hurry up. - You sure this is okay?

- You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

You forgot smoking lamp.

Can you guys stop

- Get the fuck out of here. It is? - Yeah. And, uh...

- Is that good? - Yeah.

- I love Madame Kamay.

All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.

I just thought I'd let you know.

- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. - [ Coughing ]

Basically a wired connection... You're a wired connection!

I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also.

Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet.

Nice karma Guy Blow

A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''

Oughhh... My benelli is a whore

I Quit There Fuckin' Months Ago, Man.

World War 1, world war 2, the automobile, Joey shank

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.

This is how high my electric bill about to be

Adios turd nuggets

Why don't you explore my underwear, baby?

- That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now?

Drive monkey, drive!!

- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table.

Your bed is a graphics card Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet graphics card

Jeremy? Who the fuck is Jeremy?

- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. - Do you usually sleep here?

[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning!

My name is Rosetta Cyper. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

i can only hope grace

Yes, sir. [ Speaking Foreign Language ]

Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine.

Your shit's broke! brizzoke!

This is like my office as well as my home.

Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time.

Ooh, dinnertime.

Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.

Chicken cutlet. Spaghetti with garlic bread. Oh my god, the wings to go with the breast...

I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down:

Ooh, ''Super Mario.'' Nice name-drop.

Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.

- Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma.

Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office.

[ Robot Voice ] Eject.

No, we're not. You literally just told us that.

Oh, God. What is happening?

-Jeff. - What? It's weird.

Uh, I haven't seen him.

You said it wrong, stupid!

He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.

Someone chest getting shit on tonight

What are you doing,J.P.?

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned.

And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning.

Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex.

this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health.

[ Laughs, Mutters ]

But could you please knock next time?

And don't forget it's my grandson's game.

Hey I don't have antlers, do I?

- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go.

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

- Gotcha! - Oh, my God!

They'll massage your cock for money.

All right. That-That's creepy.

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid.

That's why I brought you in.

- How much time to we have? - Enough time to 69.

And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-