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- Is that you? - Yeah, it's me.
Forget it, all right? He called. He called.
I was listening to what you said in there, and you seem to know...
Doin' a two-step with him. Jesus Christ.
So, I don't wanna get anything on it, that's why.
Where you been?
- Nobody's gonna give you a chance. - Nobody gives you nothin',Joey.
We know how to show it
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
Tony, I'm paralyzed. I got no more control.
You sly fox
- Hey, Frank! - It's disgusting, Ma. He's sick.
Yeah-- No, I saw it on TV first, and then I made it up.
You gonna sleep here tonight? You wanna sleep in my room?
That's a good idea. Would you like to dance? I'll dance with you.
What's wrong with you?
Why not? Sure. Go ahead.
How ya doin', Frank?
My brother, he quit the Church. Do you believe that?
No, listen. I just wanted to let you know, all right?
They got people comin' in from Manhattan-- Revelation, Gazebo's.
Stephanie, don't.
Come on. Things got a little hot under the collar, don't you think?
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah? The fuck you are.
We can take forever just a minute at a time
- Yeah? What else? - That's all.
- Give me it back. - Here.
Disco Universe Sweepstakes just a week away. Five hundred bucks.
- Fuck you. - Yeah? Which position?
I got my reasons, all right?
Here I am
-I seen you at 2001 the other night? -Yeah, so? So?
Anita says I got the biggest thing in town.
sometimes seven if he don't get it.
More than a woman
We got some ups, we got some downs...
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
- Yeah, what did you say? - What are you talking about?
and then he asked me to sit down and have some coffee with him.
- Why didn't you ever want to go? -Jesus. Fuck off, will ya?
Yeah. You look good.
- Then fuck you, asshole! - And the horse you rode in on.
- Tony, look at me. - That's crazy.
I'm really changing and growing as a person. You know what I mean?
I think maybe you can't handle hearing about a life...
I feel like, so what, I'm gettin' older.
You don't know fuck about women,Joey.
- What? - What did you say to him?
Goes right down to my blood
- More than a woman to me - Okay, let's try that.
I would like to meet you.
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There are stories old and true
Well, what do ya know?
You are a cock teaser. Why are you hangin' around with me?
We'll use some of this.
He was hot. He was right on.
and Cat Stevens at Le Madrigal.
Tony, Double J.'s been in the car 25 minutes with some chick.
It's very hard to tell you this, but...
Weirdest chick I ever seen.
Why do you hate me so much?
I didn't say I was gonna be there Saturday.
You shouldn't have asked. You should've just done it.
- You a dancer? - Yeah.
- Hey, Gus, here's the speed. - What are you doin'? Take this.
Does that mean I can't feel that way about nothin' left in my life?
I don't want nobody, baby
Over here. Romeo and Juliet, yeah?
I told him I didn't know 'cause I was just 20.
- You're not gonna take any of this? - I'm gonna start fresh.
We belong to you and me
- I didn't wanna fuck up. - You didn't fuck up, Bobby.
dan Scavino? I don't look like dan scavino.
- People gettin'loose, y'all - Come on, Tony! Dance!
- Put two hands on the wheel. - I got two hands on the wheel.
Should've read the Lawson. If I can help you guys move in, say the word.
Now, put that over here.
Look at this guy. Bobby, you punk!
Maybe next week.
Now, shape up, you assholes. We're the faces.
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Here in your arms I found my paradise
He got a girl pregnant, and I wanted to know...
- Fuck, yeah. - Pain in the ass.
- How do you like that? - Thank you.
Forget the number, Chief. We ain't gonna find nothin' tonight.
And I can see myself Let history repeat itself
- You couldn't do nothin'. - I could type when I came.
- Just stayin'alive, stayin'alive - You phony bastards.
Interesting? Yeah, yeah.
We know how to show it
Let's go.
A family raises a priest, they think they've scored points in heaven.
Big gobs. Like dog food. Dog Friskies. Doggie Yummies.
Good. Now you're a cunt.
So what'd you say ''far out'' for, huh?
Don't forget. Universe Disco Sweepstakes, just a week away.
It's a dog-eat-dog world.
Stayin'alive, stayin'alive
You're fucked, Double J.
You know, Laurence Olivier.
I'll tell you somethin'. I've never told you this before.
'Cause we're livin' in a world of fools
I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it. Right?
There are stories old and true
What are you doing? Come on. Be cool, everybody.
Come on, Annette. I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.
That turtle loves the taste of communion wafers
- I'll take a beer. - I'd like a vodka and tonic.
You could do as good as me if you practiced.