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said no one ever!
More than a woman to me
Listen, when you figure it out, just let me know, all right?
You gotta decide whether you're gonna be a nice girl or a cunt.
- My woman takes me higher - There he goes.
- Look, I'm gonna dance with her. - Which one?
When are you gonna get new tapes? These are four years old.
Shake It, Baby!
- I'm takin' it. - You do, you're fired.
When you hoi When you doei
three 'ludes, two J's and a half a bottle of vodka.
I'm a woman's man No time to talk
and I'd like a cheeseburger and some coffee.
One chicken finger..One...
Okay, stay right there.
It catches up with you, and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it.
- She ain't come yet. - Since when do you care?
Hey, Tony, you seen Pauline around here at all?
- All right. Here. - You walkin' home now?
Came in a chain reaction
We know how to do it It feels like forever, baby don't you know
I'm leaving the priesthood.
I know that in a thousand years
Here. Come with me.
Makin'it mine
Two, two, three. Good. One, two. One, two, three.
- It'll do until my next move. - Yeah.
I mean, I could dance with you, but, you know...
Are you serious?
Beautiful, man. They got six or seven of'em and a couple chicks.
Music loud and women warm
- Bad joke, man. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Forget this.
And if I can't get either I really try
A big hand for Shirley and Charles Tuck.
Well, I've decided to leave you all the furniture.
You know, we should go to hospital tomorrow.
How deep is your love
There's certain ballets and concerts I'm just gonna have to miss.
- You mean, I ain't fired? - No. Come on. Here.
Goes right on till the dawn, yeah
Come on. It's easy to get your shit together.
- You don't wanna do this. - Yeah.
- How ya doin', Stephanie? - How do you do?
Man, I'm gonna get myself one of these, you know?
- Really. Don't worry. - You're great.
Everything was cool. Everything was all right. You had a good time.
Yeah, well, it ain't Manhattan-- isn't Manhattan.
Look at that chick. She's dancin', man. She's groovin'.
NO, DONALD YOU CAN'T PICK THE TIMELINE THE VIRUS PICKS THE TIMELINE
Oh, yeah? Well, guess who I had lunch with today. Paul Anka.
Night fever, night fever
Get your shit together.
And let's take a ride to the oasis
I got a lot of ideas. You see, I was reading up about the Pope.
- He's going back to the Church. - No, he won't.
- But I gotta, Mr. Fusco. - Sorry, Tony.
Bullshit, man. I just been dumpin' my bullshit all over you...
Fuck! Double J.!
Joey, give me another one of those, huh?
Now that I'm the disgrace to the family, I'm not so perfect anymore.
You know that? A lot of growing up. You're babies.
Come on. We got the winners here. Let's get a table. Let's go.
- You can fuck all night on speed. - Yeah?
It's not being the best or nothing like that.
Yeah. Double J.,Joey.
Don't worry about it. All right?
But we're gonna have to practice.
Ex-priests don't stay back home.
- How old are you, huh? - I'm 20.
I think they're in shock.
We can't.
- I'm horny, you know what I mean? - I know what you mean.
Guess we're gonna have to take your picture down from the mantel.
He's always busting my onions. I send him a lot of customers.
- What happened to your face? - I cut myself shaving.
What I think is this: There's a world of difference between us.
I'm bored... I'm bored with it, a'ight
You couldn't do it on Sunday, so my boss, he fired me.
- Call me tonight, right? - Yeah.
All right. Hey, Stephanie...
with Eric Clapton at the La ''Coty'' Basque...
I'm bored. I'm bored with it, all right?
See that second display counter? Over there.
You gonna like this settlement house, or what do ya think?
- You can save, build a future. - Fuck the future.
- Okay, I got that. Looks good. - All right.
- He comes in, has this astrakhan coat-- - He's a faggot.
We can try to understand
All right, dream good. Jerk off better.
Is goin' wild
I got a friend of mine, you know. He's a very good friend...
More than a woman
Tony, it's only dancing.Jesus.
Bobby, get down from there. That's too dangerous.
- Tony, listen. You gotta help-- - Shut up. Back up, all right?
You know what I never understood about that Romeo and Juliet?
Fuckin' priest on the corner. Her fuckin' high school counselor.
- It's happenin'. - Harder.
- Harder! I'm coming! I'm coming! - Oh, yeah!
I'm a woman's man No time to talk
Here. I'd like to give you this and that 'cause I think you deserve it.
That's right. I know everything about that bridge.
All right. Listen. Would you just tell me what's wrong?
I know the type. I know the type. It's fine.
- Oh, him. He is good. - Yeah.
Hello. This is beautiful Monti, your delicious deejay...
What do you think I am? You think I'm a coward?
I got a girlfriend of mine. She's such a good Catholic...
- I don't know. Both? - You can't be both.
- Aw, come on. Why the fuck not? - Hey, bullshit.
Hey, give me the ball.
Yeah, maybe. I'm taking a course nights at the New School.
- How ya doin'? - I'm all right.
It's crazy. You don't know shit, you know?