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Take your hand like this and count one, two, three.

I'm almost outta this Bay Ridge scene completely.

- I did it. - What?

- Will you call me tonight? - Yeah, I'll call you. I'll call.

I got bored with it.

Look at this guy. Bobby, you punk!

Shit. You know what four dollars buys today?

Somebody help me, yeah

Come on. Annette's gonna give everybody a piece of snatch pie.

When there's got to be no chance for me

Who's Laurence Olivier? You don't know who he is?

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My pa goes to work, gets dumped on. He comes home, dumps on my mother.

And one, two, three. Two, two, three.

I would like to take you out to coffee. Would that be good?

It's happenin'!

- What do you think you are? - Enough of that shit already.

My woman keeps me warm

There is somethin'goin'down

I appreciate this. This car's very important for me today.

Oh, girl, I've known you very well

You got no idea how it changes. Just right over there.

Thinking about those people then

Hey, lookin' sharp, huh?

you tell me I'm late for dinner when you know I work till 6:00...

- What are you doing? - What is with you, huh?

Well, they was working on it, apparently, at the time.

- Tryin' to back it up! - What are you, crazy?

You know, this is a drag.

It's just like what I said-- I need to talk to you.

is 4,260 feet long.

until the divorce was final.

What are you, anyway? Are you a nice girl or a cunt?

Like I got no say in this at all, right?

Hey, douche! Douche!

Can you dig it? I knew that ya could.

So he goes around and tells everybody in the entire office...

We know how to do it It feels like forever, baby don't you know

- We almost got our heads busted. - Yeah? Not you, lover.

-You're such a cock teaser. -Don't fuckin' call me cock teaser.

- I can't wait till I see you again - Tony, your brother, is he okay?

- What a way to go. - I come down here a lot.

just coffe, not sex

It's for charity.

You'd have to marry me. You'd have to marry me. Yeah.

- How you doin', Pete? - Hey, Tony, my man.

It's exciting to watch you. They can't keep their eyes off you.

You know, you're turnin' God into a telephone operator.

Twenty, thirty bucks, asshole! You got that to blow twice a week?

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Well, now, I get low and I get high

I always felt like the shit of the family, and you was always perfect.

- I was just dancin' with the guy. - If I can't have you

I feel like he could have waited or something.

I don't know. What did you do?

I've been kicked around since I was born

What the hell you think you're doing, huh?

If I can't have you I don't want nobody, baby

- Or a spic. - Spic, spic.

I don't wanna hear that shit. They was fuckin' better than us.

This is the only way to go

Yeah, we'll just pick off a couple on the street.

More than a woman

Let me alone, man. Come on. Get away.

- I'm sorry. - It's all right.

Come on, Double J. You're up.

and on Saturday night, you blow it all off at 2001 , right?

- That's my fucking car! - Your car?

Life goin'nowhere

Hiya, Tony. Two or three?

So how come they always send me flowers the next day?

Borne on the wind

Do you think that you could get a camera from him at a discount?

But everyplace else is Friday or Saturday.

give me admiration, you know, respect, support.

We're gonna be spending a lot of time together...

It don't even buy three dollars.

- You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.

I'm surviving every lonely day

Hey JJ what's wrong

Stop it. You stop it! Don't! Get off!

What are you, stupid? You can't see who hurt you, right?

- I could've killed him. - You couldn't kill a crab lice.

Would ya just watch the hair?

Wait a minute. Two-- You just said four dollars, didn't you?

Put them down. Come here.

Because you're kickin' in for food, don't mean you don't gotta eat.

- Hey, hot stuff, gimme a kiss. - Look what I made for you. Here.

- Look at me! - Look at the punk.

Otherwise, I'd be walking around like an idiot, going...

More than a woman to me

like two and one-half miles.

We'd like a lemon with some tea now...

- What'd he charge you? - 7.98.

- You quit? - Yeah, you can do those things.

You live with your family, hang out with your buddies...

How come you never called me?

You don't like my tapes? I'll get new tapes.

When they all should let us be

Yeah, that's it.

Forget upset. I'm not upset. It's just that we needed to practice.

Look, nothing personal, right?

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Girl, I've known you very well

That guy's a fuckin' sleazy whore.

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