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I'm fond of Susie. Very fond. But I also wanted to meet you.
It even makes sense to believe in me now. I must be a good lawyer.
Oh, thank you very much!
And I said, "I'm not an animal. I'm a girl."
you know the difference between telling the truth and lying?
Oh, you don't believe that, do you?
recognizes this man, Kris Kringle, to be the one and only Santa Claus.
Now then.
They're gonna adore you for it, and they're gonna say it with votes.
-and I'll be right with you? -All right. Goodbye.
This is a little something to show my appreciation for all you've done.
Why?
and he was wondering if you could bring over his things.
-I didn't know what to do. -Hello!
People sometimes grow very big. But that's abnormal.
Madam, I'm not in the habit of substituting for spurious Santa Clauses.
Oh, yes. I forgot.
He assumed it was our idea, so I... What's the matter?
Whether Macy or somebody else sells the toy doesn't matter.
Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus.
I believe I believe It’s silly but I believe
May I keep this picture?
I'm glad you turned 'round. I mean, I'm glad he was there.
Hello? Hello, Mr. Shellhammer.
make it a crime to willfully misdirect mail
-Who was the first president? -George Washington.
When METS points people to LOTRCM:
All right. If you think it's better that way.
$2.98. Looks like an exceptional bargain.
There he is, sitting there.
I just think it's kind of nice that...
Is Mr. Kringle sad now, Mother?
To be truthful with the child, I must admit I haven't any other plans.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't see any harm in just saying hello to the old fellow.
We could bring in witnesses with opposite opinions.
A doll's house, like this?
draw near and give your attendance, and ye shall be heard.
Take him home, and I'll call as soon as my wife's plaster...
Front page. Good, good.
Thanks.
You.
and give out packages to the young kids?
But you go ahead Joe. You do it your way.
and years.
Not now. I've got to think this thing over.
Well, we can cover the country too. Notify our stores
Here at macy's
But he's taken dozens of those examinations and passed them all.
It's not a question of faith. It's just common sense.
Well, in view of this, it's possible his condition has changed.
I told these gentlemen about the policy you and Shellhammer initiated.
We were talking about Susie, not about you.
If you mention a psychiatrist, it's attacking his delusion.
if it's sensible and doesn't cost too much.
We'll have a hearing on
But it has no bearing on this case.
Was I lucky to get it!
You don't call this normal, do you?
I'm sure we'll be very happy to see them.
How about a game of checkers after lunch?
-I'm Fred Gailey. -Yes, I know.
Why you were splitting up families on every corner!
Three letters, Your Honor, are hardly positive proof.
Everybody's crazy about him. So is Mr. Macy.
I shouldn't have believed you.
What a beauty. Where's Susan?
-Really? -Your beard doesn't have
I made the Martinis Triple Stength And She Feels Wonderful
That's right. You live down the
And the next time Homer says, "What kind of animal are you?"
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It's too late. Kringle was examined by psychiatrists.
Today, they were in the basement playing zoo, and they were animals.
I’m not an animal, I’m a girl.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog
What's getting ahead? Evidently you and I have different definitions.
Why? Because the last few days, I've had great hope.
and it's drizzling. I'll get your coat.
Ps ychologist my eye! You're fired!
Therefore, the post office, a branch of the federal government
How can you allow a man?
Well, I...
-But he is, Your Honor. -Is what?
Psychologist!
-And this year... -And what does he look like?
I'm glad you turned 'round. I mean, I'm glad he was there.
You're fired.
Get him out of the store on some pretext.
I do, Your Honor.
She doesn't speak English. She's Dutch. She just came over.
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
If he failed 10 examinations, you had no right to do it.
Well, that can be caused by other things too.
-It's no bother. It's all ready. -Well, in that case, thanks.
Nobody buys them.
-Plenty of it. -Yes, Mrs. Walker.
Granted. But he isn't.
-We do it with all our employees. -A mental examination?