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But being an exceptional lawyer, I want my own office.
-I'll bet you're in first grade. -Second.
It's quite simple, really.
I didn't say that.
Because I'm not a bear or a lion.
You can prevent that.
-Oh, so you're Sawyer? -Yes.
Why, we'd love to have Santa Claus come and stay with us.
That's what I thought you'd say.
I know, Charlie. Don't misunderstand me, I appreciate all you've done.
Your Honor, I protest.
I beg your pardon. Could you tell me who's in charge here?
I want the answer to a question that's puzzled the world.
All my life I've wondered something and now I'll find out.
-I suppose. -Examine him right away.
Here, Tommy.
making a child take something it doesn't want
Yes, here it is. I thought I noticed it before.
The explanation for this is all very simple.
My, what a striking costume.
Do you get enough sleep?
Take my word for it. Routine commitment papers, cut and dried.
We'll just hire somebody else to do the same thing.
There's a way, Alfred. There's got to be.
They'll have to lay off a lot of their employees. Union employees.
There is one! There is one!
-Won't you have a cup of coffee? -Oh, don't bother.
-The butcher and the baker are in, but -I'm sorry, but I've got enough to do.
Would you put this in Susan's place for me, please?
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IT'S SILLY BUT I BELIEVE
-Well, bye. Thanks. -Not at all.
He's crazy too!
Oh, Mr. Kringle!
But when I mentioned Santa Claus, his delusion, he became violent.
Yes, I know. I'm sorry, Susie. I tried my best, but...
Regarding this Kringle matter, we're anxious to avoid publicity.
Susan.
Don't worry, Chloe. You'll get a new family.
Now I find out she was only humoring me all the time.
-You're making a mistake. -I can't hear you.
-I mean your real name. -That is my real name.
And Dasher... Oh, Dasher should be on my right-hand side.
But when he spoke Dutch to that girl, he was so...
No, often they're the result of an insecurity.
He’s doing it for free because I’m an interesting case
Cleo's mother sprained her ankle, so she asked me to bring Susie to you.
Clang Clang Bellevue
She's lived in an orphan's home in Rotterdam ever since.
Nothing. Nothing.
and, personally and professionally, I agree with them.
That's why she was just sorry.
-Hello, Cleo. -Hello, Mrs. Walker.
What will she think? Who will she believe?
You like living in Manhattan?
-Well. -Oh, don't even think about it.
I can get it for cost.
Kringle's been declared a menace by competent doctors.
That there actually is no such person?
Thank you, darling.
Hello, Kris.
the defense has yet to offer one concrete piece of evidence
I suppose we ought to be sure.
You've taken up enough of this gentleman's time. Come along, dear.
No. Not a penny. I give you a liberal allowance and it's up to you to run the house on it.
-Is that it? -That's right.
Well, I... I guess that's that.
Hey, Lou.
Imagine AT&T sending customers to Spectrum! It’s just like Macys sending customers to Gimbels!
We're having a big Christmas party at the Brooks' Home.
I therefore request that Mr. Gailey now submit authoritative proof
-A little. -Oh, please. You've got to help me out.
but if you rule there's no Santa, start looking for the chicken farm now.
Thank you.
These pants are gonna fall off in the middle of Columbus Circle.
Don't feel you have to pretend for Susan's benefit.
an official agency of the United States government.
I won't stand... Leave immediately.
Here, read it for yourself. Right on the front page.
Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind.
Susie!
Your honor, every one of these refunds is addressed to someone who paid a file search fee
We've got skates, and they're good, but not quite good enough.
She hasn't really believed in anything for years.
-Oh, yes. -He'll be right in.
Hello?
They'll get no healthcare. No changes from 2016.
She can see everything from there. That's the 50-yard line.
-I fired him. -Who?
I don't see what they're making such a fuss about.
I think it would be simply charming!
-Can you beat that? -He's right.
But this is my house, Mommy! The one I asked Mr. Kringle for.
Yes, I know just what you want. We don't carry that brand
-It certainly is. -You said it.
Now you got all the Sanders voters, and all the Yang voters against you.
-Completely illogical and unexpected. -And completely idiotic.
-Hello, Alfred. -Hello, Kris.
-Hello, Kris. -Fred.
Oh, and so do I, Mrs. Shellhammer. Just a moment.
We're back where we started.