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But if you do, remember this: You can count on getting two votes.
see i knew the two would switch fallouts... only i knew what was coming when my back was turned.
No. My mother thinks they're silly.
She's my responsibility, and I must bring her up as I see fit.
Don't worry, Chloe. You'll .get a new family.
Yes, yes, produce them, Mr. Gailey. Put them here on my desk.
I believe. I believe. It’s silly but I believe.
I knew, but I thought there'd be a letter or something, telling me.
If you fire him and we find out he wasn't crazy
Your point's well taken.
Oh, and the Warren voters are gonna love ya too.
I believe I believe It’s silly but I believe
than a dentist has to remove a gallbladder.
Twin beds. Plenty of room.
I'm glad you turned round. I'm glad he was there.
Naa
Now we'll take some at my store.
Yet he's out there, and I'm in here. He's called normal, and I'm not.
-Yes? -Mr. Macy wants to see you immediately.
They had a costume but, well, it didn't have no padding
I take a little old man and legally prove to the world that he's Santa Claus...
You enjoy impersonating me?
An entirely logical and reasonable assumption, I'm afraid.
Oh, you two ought to be on 81st Street.
But he didn't get me the... That doesn't make sense, Mommy.
I'm sure he misses you...
Make a buck. Make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same.
No, but there are other old people who aren't normal either.
Maladjusted! You talk about maladjusted!
-It's a deal. -Ready?
You must keep believing in Mr. Kringle. You must have faith in him.
Believe in the magic
Well, it's hard to explain.
-I disagree with you. -But I...
And when you do, don't overlook those lovely intangibles.
What's the matter?
You understand my position, doctor.
-May I see Kris? -Certainly, doctor.
Little chicken, can you see my shadow in the yard?
I like to watch their faces get that Christmas look all of a sudden.
I've wired the government, the mayor, even...
Young lady, what's your name?
It's because you're not Santa Claus. That's why.
Hello? Oh, yes, just a moment. It's a Mr. Shellhammer.
I understood the question perfectly.
Goodbye. Hope to see you again.
After giving this man a thorough examination
A famous example is that fellow.
Hello? Yes. Yes.
Laurie Spotting an Anthropologie
He's unconscious. Get a wet towel.
Susan's told me quite a lot about you too.
I can't think of his name, but he insists he's a Russian prince.
His manner suggests aggressiveness.
I think there is harm. I tell her Santa's a myth and you bring her here.
Sure makes a bum out of the one they gave you.
She's very intelligent and always wants to know the truth.
I want to talk to the doctor in charge.
What about your bosses, Haislip and Mackenzie? What do they say?
Gosh! Everybody knows you shouldn't tell a lie.
Yet no one questions your sanity because you are Judge Harper.
we're all anxious to get home
No. I don't intend to. This isn't a nursery
He's wonderful! He didn't need any padding.
Goodbye, my dear.
Yes.
Kris, The State Supreme Court Declared You To Be Santa Claus And personally and professionally I agree with them
No Santa Claus, no fairy tales. No fantasies of any kind.
Stop, Uncle Fred, stop!
In view of this statement, do you still wish to put in a defense?
Thank you, Mr. Macy.
I believe. I believe. It’s silly but I believe.
It must have been left here by the people that moved out.
I don't think so. Christmas is still Christmas.
Even if we can't win, we can go down swinging. Let's get out of here.
Oh, it's a progressive school.
Grandma! Grandma!
A big argument. Clang, clang. Bellevue.
-You mean like for a murder? -No, it isn't that kind of a trial.
Mr. Gailey?
I tell you, we were merely talking.
Remember I told you how I like to play Santa Claus at the Y
What is she doing? Susie!
But only because I was a nice, kind, old man, and she was sorry for me.
on the basis of competent authority?
Oh, yes!
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
I don't believe it. I'm an honest man.
He certainly is a giant, isn't he?
Kris, the state Supreme Court declared you to be Santa Claus
A separate country.
You're on the pilgrim float.
That's very sweet of them. Please thank them very much.