Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's right. Now scratch yourself.
Haislip, Haislip, Sherman, Mackenzie, and Haislip have been kind to me.
Well, that's a debatable point. Why is it bad? Does he say?
me trying to be in the Christmas spirit
Oh, yes.
With that Mr. Gailey who lives in the front apartment.
What's going on here?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were our Santa Claus.
How old are you, Alfred?
Of course he is. My daddy wouldn't tell me anything that wasn't so.
But I've got a feeling he is Santa Claus.
And what kind of cases will you get?
-Then get off this case. -But why?
It would be, if the clerk or Mr. Mara or I believed that we were Santa Claus.
In your Christmas envelopes, you'll find an expression of my gratitude.
Why?
You could ride to and from work with Mrs. Walker, and...
Sugar? Cream? Both? Neither?
Do you believe in Santa?
Would you sit down, and I'll be right back and sign your pay voucher.
Can Mr. Mara offer proof that there's no Santa Claus?
-All right. I'll do it. -Good. Thank you.
I believe... I believe...
And that's what's been changing.
Yes. We all discussed it.
This is rather serious. You better get a good psychiatrist.
But the others were only children, and they pretended to be animals.
-Hello! -Hello, darling.
The district attorney's a Republican.
"He Must Have Monkey Blood In Him Or Something." What the fuck are you talking about?
If Your Honor please, I can.
-Dinner's at 3. -Thanks.
A doctor. He's been very kind to me. He needs an x-ray machine.
Thank you for being so kind to Susan.
There goes Santa Claus.
-You don't mind if I show you, eh? -No, sir.
the deluded can be violent.
you still got to believe. And I did, and you were right, Mommy.
We have no objection, Your Honor.
What about the Salvation Army?
Especially in court.
demands a broad and unprejudiced view of such a matter.
Can he produce any evidence?
Oh, I've been keeping an eye on her.
That's the entire case against him.
-I'll get in touch with him right away. -But first get that Santa Claus back!
Will Thomas Mara take the stand?
There are six more women out there who wanna thank you.
Yes, Mr. Macy.
If we haven't got what the customer wants, send him back to Macy's.
-I wish to protect my client's rights. -Of course.
I read that the surest way to meet the mother is to be kind to the child.
I'm glad you turned 'round. I mean, I'm glad he was there.
I made the martinis triple-strength, and she feels wonderful.
Perhaps he didn't understand the question.
Proceed, Mr. Gailey.
Your new dad's Tony Whitman?! Right. I'm her new daughter, you know?!
Tell me, Tommy
I believe a wall will be built, I believe
Just a minute. I have something I'd like to give our friend here.
It's up to the state of New York. I'm just their representative.
-Your name? -R. H. Macy.
As a matter of fact, it'll save me a frantic search in the morning.
I'll take care of it as soon as he gets through. You'll love him.
I don't know whether my father thinks they're silly or not.
-Thank you. -You may go out that way.
-Don't even mention the name. -He's much better than last year's.
Yes.
Then scratch yourself and chatter. See?
Many people walk around with similar delusions who live normal lives.
A few things have just come into my head, and I'm going to say them.
Thank you, Alfred.
Me getting ready for the Blues/Avalanche game
Let's see, who could rent him a room?
Good morning, Your Honor.
Why not? Macy and Gimbel shook hands. That wasn't possible, but it happened.
I shouldn't have brought Susie to see Santa Claus, huh?
Excuse me, Miss Carter, You wanted to see me? Come right in. Come right in.
-Tell me, who's in charge of this parade? -When you find out, you tell me.
Put your right hand up here, under here.
and in the afternoon, fly south with a flock of geese?
I believe
No, no, no, dear. There.
I think I'd better get the meat.
No, a real house. If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me.
Dr. Pierce, I've made a great study of abnormal psychology
And I refuse to have you malign me in this fashion.
Searched everywhere for toilet paper.... But nobody’s ’gotany’
-We could have Mr. Sawyer talk to him. -Of course! He's a psychologist.
From now on, not only will our Santa Claus continue in this manner
Your mother is calling…
Bernie in his mittens at the inauguration
No forcing a customer to take something he doesn't really want.
Thank you so much, Your Honor. And a very merry Christmas to you.
-Hello, Mother! -Hello, dear.
It's my duty to protect New York and see that he's put away.
And I agree with the reporters.
Kate and the weather
Well, he ain't found out yet.
I don't agree.
I said Calvin Coolidge was the first president.
We can't have that. Mr. Macy wants to drop the whole thing.
You asked for my opinion, and I've given it.
I had a feeling Doris was beginning to believe in me.
-It worked! -Yes.
Reminds me of Miracle on 34th Street
The point is, will Mr. Macy think so?
Mr. Gailey? I represent Mr. Macy. My name's Sawyer.
Once outside, I'll explain it to him.