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The court will take a short recess to consider the matter.
I'm sure we're all gratified to know the post office is doing so nicely.
I have a friend.
Looks like they’re having trouble with the football player
This way, please. Get back in line.
Either you stop analyzing Alfred, or I go straight to Mr. Macy
Don't you see, dear?
The post office was created by the 2nd Continental Congress
Mae Richards.
Well, I was just thinking. I'm all alone in my apartment.
That's right. Come on now. Call the other monkeys.
workday process
Holiday Drinks
If you tell Kris there is no Santa Claus
-Santa Claus. -What?
It's a home for old people. That's right.
All that's got to happen is for a policeman to ask him his name.
You know, that's not a bad idea.
The post office is one of the largest concerns in the world.
-Hello? -No, no, no. No, dear.
If every child can't get his wish, that doesn't mean there's no Santa Claus.
Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus?
They got him on trial. He claims he's Santa, and the DA claims he's nuts.
Thanks.
He said, "What kind of an animal are you?"
That guy as a school guru came to Miss Carter's class.
When you've finished, come up to the seventh floor. I'll be waiting for you.
They’re having trouble with the football player.
The friendly store. The store with a heart.
And I am positive, Frank, that if we expand our policy
-Don't you feel that way? -Who, me? Oh, yeah, sure.
and this is like saying he's insane.
I believe he was employed to play Santa Claus.
How many Santa letters we got at the dead-letter office?
That lawyer won't let him admit anything.
Yeah, I just sit in a chair and say anything that comes into my head.
You must've done something to him.
Court stands adjourned till tomorrow at 3:00.
-How many days in the week? -Seven.
Oh, Mr. Gailey!
Those two are lost souls, and it's up to us to help them.
Buy it here and get 10 percent discount.
If you recognize the gentleman there, tell us who he is.
Listen, you wait over there. Mama wants to thank Santa Claus too.
The way he carries that cane! He's never without it.
Get the case dropped, or you'll have another lump
You're the whole thing in miniature.
Susan, would you stand over here? I want to talk to Mr. Gailey.
What are you doing out of costume? Get dressed.
Oh, dear, I was so hoping... George!
Stand with your feet together and your arms extended.
-I'll have a sandwich or something. -It's an awful big turkey.
-Nothing, thank you. -Come now, you must want something.
I know, Mr. Gailey, but I'd rather speak to you in person.
-You're not serious about this? -Of course I am.
I believe in you. You can't let me down.
Black with a little cream.
Others do not.
But I'm going to stay with Mr. Gailey.
Speaking of delusions.
He said, "Only animals allowed. Goodbye." So I came upstairs.
Customers when I don't have a class until February Shameful, absolutely shameful!
do they want? they know something.
-But why didn't she explain? -She didn't want to hurt you.
Because you're Pontius Pilate the minute you start.
We've made some wonderful plans. Then you go on an idealistic binge.
It's silly but I believe
Doing quite well at it too.
Breakfast, a beautiful tree and. I'd like to have you and Susan.
Oh, Joe. You're gonna be an awful popular fella!
Open the door!
But it's too late. There's nothing I can do.
I don't mind. I've taken dozens of them.
Look at that bump! Mr. Sawyer!
This one was a last-minute substitute. The one I hired, I fired.
and keep you on by all means.
Yet they've been delivered to Mr. Kringle
Well, this is the imagination. It's a wonderful place.
The post office receives thousands of these letters every year.
Here's a list of toys that we have to push.
-You, Alfred? -Yeah, I play Santa Claus at the Y.
Psychologist my eye! You're fired!
Thank you, madam.
Yes. What else has he found wrong with you, Alfred?
Mr. Mara seems to have appointed himself judge.
I tell you, we were merely talking
Yes, just a moment. Mrs. Shellhammer wants to talk to you.
Children, behave.
Anything else?
The diseases of old age.
Your own and that Centrist Voter out there!
He's a born salesman. I just feel it.
Not at all. As a matter of fact, I was going to call you today.
Tell them the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santa Claus.
-Kris. -I had to wait to tell you.
It's very simple. Of course, it takes practice.
Jack? Jack who?
What about the giant that Jack killed?
-But you've got this lovely apartment. -I don't think it's lovely.
Why you were splitting up families on every corner! And you took in a fortune!
-Where do you live? -That's what this hearing will decide.
-like Santa Claus, for example. -I see.
Hey!
-Very interesting. -Then you'll cooperate?
It is efficient and authoritative.