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♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
Come look at this pantry. It's got a Lazy Susan and a Lively Linda.
Consider it a neighborly gift.
Shit. He's onto us. Act normal.
Wasn't that the plan?
In my head, I'm married to three random strangers,
and I'm terrified that the whole thing is gonna come crashing down on me.
What? Where am I?
♪ I'll grind till I get signed Name on the dotted line ♪
We're still in the running for this thing.
What kind of molding would you say this is?
That's okay.
I get to nerd out about architecture
-Oh, good one, guys. -[grunts]
Just because our loan is 30 years
All this talk about mortgages, and 30 years, and early death...
[laughing] We have a lot of goldfish!
And probably sit next to a dude eating the world's smelliest egg salad.
["City On The Map" plays]
What makes you say that?
Oh, jeez.
Once your loan is approved, you'll be one step closer to home ownership.
Took me hours to come up with that name.
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
-[people scream] -[jaguar roars]
We always knew at some point we'd grow up and move out.
But it doesn't matter 'cause it's all in my head.
This is just a starter house.
A "forever friend."
-[gasps] -We'll use it once to impress our friends,
And sometimes, I think about him.
Come now.
-Oh. -Ugh! Terrible!
-[man] Delivery! -Come on up.
I don't know. I just didn't want it to hurt you or me.
-[timer dings] -And right on time.
Ah!
-My own garden. -[Speckle] We'd have so much space here.
Speckle, watch out!
Great. Joint checking account it is.
How about our "buy one, get 40 free" goldfish sale? [laughs]
Hmm! Sweet and sour sauce.
Shut up, hypothalamus, you dirty lobe-humper.
Maybe someday, but right now, the thought of planning a wedding is like, bleh!
Hi, uh, Rebecca. Did they receive our offer?
[toilet flushes]
Ka-kaw!
This is my actual purse.