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[Speckle] Hey, uh, I realize this is all happening much faster than we thought.
[both gasp]
[Speckle] It was called Young Bird Abducted.
Dumpling delivery?
[gags] Health code violation!
and both of you live together in this house for a very long time.
Happens all the time.
I don't know why I thought we'd be ready to own a house together.
Um, we both have jobs.
Are you here for our "buy 40, get one free" goldfish sale?
-[electricity buzzes] -Huh.
-[beeps] -[Speckle] Uh, hey, honey.
Look, I made her a sweet tire swing.
[stepping and clapping in beat]
-So, this is my new pet, Jaggy. -[growls]
I'm actually here to make a high-commitment purchase.
-[roars] -[objects shatter]
Plus, sometimes open houses have free cookies.
Ah! I just want to live with you forever! Aah!
♪ Soak in it, own it Nautti indulge ♪
-Whoa. -Wow.
We're looking for buried treasure.
♪ Kohti taivaa Ei mitään vaivaa ♪
Can you drop me off at the arcade?
Your co-ownership agreement should answer questions like, mm...
And think of all the time you'll save not watching a fireplace
Bertie and I are committed to this process.
[screams] My mush!
-[Speckle] Bertie, are you up there? -Uh-oh.
Oh, you haven't spoken to her since we signed our mortgage...
Damn. Good one, Speckle.
And blissful bidets for our blessed booty holes.