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I mean, have you seen this open house yet?
Aw, yeah! Imaginary fucking.
and we have savings for a down payment.
This can be my craft room where I'll make dolls by hand.
Um, uh, could I have that spray back?
Oh, man, really?
Uh, how high should we go if they counter?
Five stars, right?
because there isn't a fireplace.
[laughs nervously] These are hot little suckers, aren't they?
Okay. Call me back.
♪ Everywhere we go, I'll bring the city Something it ain't never had before ♪
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie ♪
Hey, where'd y'all go?
but the arms of an adjunct.
[Bertie] I was kinda thinking the same thing.
Why do I always do this?
Wait, did you cross out "income" and write in "jaguar"?
Your b-holes will adore this Tuscan marble.
Cooling off now. Bye!
-[exhales] -[beeps]
Well, this is what I get for blindly following you out to the car.
Man, I love addressing all of your concerns.
-[screams] -Nah, that's an easy fix.
-Damn it, jaguar! -[Jaggy growls]
Nah.
I maybe have a weird crush on Pastry Pete. [groans]
♪ Ridin' around town On my motherfucking jaguar ♪
with its... state-of-the-art cabinets that open and close.
I'm the picture of productivity,
♪ Lately, I been out my mind ♪
Cookie omelet, anyone?
[jaguar growls]
[grunting] ...and gets hard.
You guys wanna take bets on how soon I get kicked out of here?
This jaguar is ruining my shit!