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All of us, from the moment we're born.
-Hi, Bertie! -[gasps]
Uh, but spoiler alert, I'm an architect.
Beakles, no!
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Actually, realtors are shockingly tolerant of shenanigans.
Dying?
Whoo! [laughs] I'm so bad!
Speckle, how did you tame that jaguar?
But you were like a runaway train with this house.
I got, like, a billion weird crushes going on at a time.
Hmm.
It's driving me crazy that I can't remember it.
I'm sorry, phone.
It's me, Speckle.
No!
[Bertie] I'm completely normal.
Great. Listen, our credit scores are excellent,
Speckle will say they're creepy, but we'll ignore him.
-[laughing] -[alarm ringing]
What am I supposed to do until I drop dead at 109,
[barking, chittering]
-[man] Why? Why? -Hey, is that a jaguar?
-[laughs] -[laughs awkwardly]
with this bungalow's bewitching baths, brilliant boudoirs...
Oh, no, this shit looks exactly like my dream!
Huh.
because, as adults know, shit must be kept.
[laughs] Milled wood?
You make enough money at your law firm to buy a house?
[all laugh]