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-[cat meows] -No.
Thirty years? Fixed?
[buzzes]
Ugh. Hmm...
Oh, Tuca.
Good thing that's not us. [laughs uncomfortably]
Milled wood! Might as well be mildew wood.
Oh, we're playing boring people now?
Love these maple floors.
I'm doing a normal amount of work at a reasonable speed.
Mostly me, because I'm mad at you.
Aw. You'd make such a cute, old widow!
None of her bills are set up for automatic payment.
♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Bertie & Tuca and Tuca & Bertie ♪
-Oh, no! -[glass shatters]
I love that you care about Tuca, but she's resourceful and resilient.
It's fun to daydream,
Because for some reason, this is how you picture old age.
Uh, we kind of have a thing here.
You keep saying "forever," when statistically, men die at 70.
Typical rookie mistake.
[chuckles]
She's welcome to visit anytime.
♪ My motherfucking jaguar ♪
Ugh!
♪ Third wheel, third wheel Gonna taste good! ♪
As you can see, this jaguar and I are two adults with our shit together.