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- Yeah, baby. - Get over here.
OK. Hey, Buzz! I'm gonna beat you in poker next time.
but then Carla said something that disturbs every man on God's Earth.
I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology is available.
You've been off the pill two months. Why are you getting a fertility test?
You never laugh when something's funny.
Sure. I guess I can hide this in my basement for you.
[Hip-hop plays]
They're worried I'm gonna mess up.
If I take that fertility test
Yeah, buddy! [laughs] That's my dawg!
Julie, you already won Carla and me over because you're nice to J.D.
Unless, of course, you're over 35.
Neither do I, but that's how it gets ya.
I can't. But Uncle Buck can.
and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.
Upsetting but we persevere
J.D., I'm only 23. I don't even know if I want any of that stuff.
[Carla] And now his boyfriend will comfort him.
Oh, calm down, Nurse Espinosa.
Does that bother you?
OK, well, we can stop there. Um, now it's time to ring the sex gong.
Everyone is annoying. I mean, take Jordan.
We fell for each other so swiftly, we decided to buy some property together.
[Sighs]
I've been seeing a lot of 29-year-olds.
hi hi
Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.
You know who else is a great rebounder? Dr. Mickhead.
You know what?