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I'm saving my breast exam for when you go away next month.
Don't screw up, or you're gonna end up where you always do,
So how old are you?
I like to think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.
That nurse makes me feel so damn old.
I like to keep a clean shop
as the father of a son who not only wrote a musical based on my life
Huh? Which one of ya?
Landi
Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-kids, Rumplefugly...
Don't worry about it. We'll keep trying.
[Carla] Ugh. I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky.
I like to keep a clean shop
Ooh, I like that.
# I can't do this all on my own
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
- Thanks. - You want to buy a baby?
The only jerk around here is the spicy marinade on this Jamaican chicken, mon.
I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
You OK, buttercup?
When am I gonna get to meet Julie?
This sucks. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months.
And here I am again.
Yes, Lando. Yes.
You know what? Let's just give that back. Thanks.
they called him Joanna.
and I find out that I missed my window to have a kid I'll never forgive myself.
[Laughing] Yeah!
We aren't too old to hang out here. Come on.
You know what?
[Carla] None of us were the least bit surprised that J.D. Made this happen.
Forty-three. I know I look little older,
- Julie's awesome. - Doesn't it bother you
[J.D.] Julie and I had overslept,
I gotta get cooking. People are going to be here for this barbecue.