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J.D., I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."
Heidi Horse-Face.
But darn it all, you've found someone
- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!
So you really feel that way?
Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.
You've only been trying for two months,
Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.
J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.
It was August. The weather was far from frightful.
Come here. Come here.
- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.
- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?
- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same way.
Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.
- What? - Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown.
Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?
[Groaning]
And build a deck on it.
so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.
I'm 29.
I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.
[Carla] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.
She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.
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