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so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.
Heidi Horse-Face.
Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.
So you really feel that way?
[Groaning]
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.
Come here. Come here.
- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same way.
Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.
- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.
You've only been trying for two months,
- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?
And build a deck on it.
But darn it all, you've found someone
J.D., I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."
Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.
- What? - Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown.
I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.
- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!
J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.
I'm 29.
She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.
[Carla] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.
It was August. The weather was far from frightful.
Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?