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Hey, Turk. Guess what...?
I like to keep a clean shop
It's not like you're trying to get pregnant and you can't.
You never stop being annoyed by the little things.
Excuse me, fellas. Gotta take a whiz.
All right.
I have it on good authority that she's a dude.
People think I am some clueless old geezer,
- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah. Like her.
It wasn't me. I didn't do it!
Alberto.
You want to pick the sex and eye color?
The weather was far from frightful
Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
She's not a guy, honey. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
I made popcorn. Ah!
- How about Alberto? - I'll spread the word.
lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.
J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.
So, how did your fertility test go?
Lando
- I'll go make some more. - All right.
[Screams, laughs]
So, what do we do now?