Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me, fellas. Gotta take a whiz.

You want to pick the sex and eye color?

It's not like you're trying to get pregnant and you can't.

She's not a guy, honey. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.

People think I am some clueless old geezer,

J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.

- I'll go make some more. - All right.

Hey, Turk. Guess what...?

I made popcorn. Ah!

[Screams, laughs]

The weather was far from frightful

So, what do we do now?

You never stop being annoyed by the little things.

- How about Alberto? - I'll spread the word.

So, how did your fertility test go?

Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?

I like to keep a clean shop

lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.

- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah. Like her.

I have it on good authority that she's a dude.

It wasn't me. I didn't do it!